Pat Mc Groyne's definitions

gammy

Scots (1) noun the act of manual masterbation performed by someone other than the recipient. (2) adjective deformed or unusually hideous.

(1) "Will you give me a gammy please?"
(2) "Have you seen Jeremy Beadle's gammy hand?"

by Pat Mc Groyne October 11, 2005

celtic

A Scottish football club whose anti-scots supporters see their team as some sort of sporting wing of the IRA - a terrorist organisation which has waged a bloody sectarian war in the United Kingdom for over 30 years.

celtic fans can often be heard singing the praises of IRA gunmen, and they regularly chant slogans like "ooh ah up the RA" when their team are playing. (RA being slang for IRA)

by Pat Mc Groyne October 10, 2005

Pape

A Celtic supporting Catholic.

He missed ra selik gemme tae go tae the chapel?! He's a right Pape!

by Pat Mc Groyne September 24, 2005

sellik

Uneducated coloquial catholic slang for Celtic FC.

"Am oaf tae ra sellik gemme!"

by Pat Mc Groyne September 24, 2005

Wing

Mad cabaret songstress from East Asia made famous by her portrayal in the TV show South Park

Wing sings shite like "Dancing Queen"

by Pat Mc Groyne September 24, 2005