One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.
Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
Get the Did I ask?mug. Keith is a name reserved for stoners, hippies & metalheads.
If you sense your offspring is going to grow up and become one of them, you should probably consider naming them Keith.
Keiths tend to be sex Gods
If you sense your offspring is going to grow up and become one of them, you should probably consider naming them Keith.
Keiths tend to be sex Gods
by Partydude17 January 10, 2025
Get the Keithmug. Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
Get the Nobody askedmug. The name of a long dead account online that is the reason why you may not name yourself the same thing.
by Partydude17 November 23, 2022
Get the Beatboxing Horse Anus 33mug. 