Parth S PAtel's definitions

Kmart Effect

When a player is made to look better than he really is due to the ability of the point guard. The player will in turn be overpaid. When they are left without the same quality of point guard, everyone will realize how overrated the player was.

Kenyon Martin got a max contract cause of the Kmart effect. He should give Jkidd a good cut of his money

by Parth S Patel November 22, 2009

buttluck

when you need a result which depends on the actions of an asshole, or a butthole.

OR

Sort of the lines of pulling something out of your ass but instead of something... it's luck

that butthole better score that test in 8 weeks or I'm screwed... I'm gonna need some buttluck

I'm gonna need some buttluck to make this happen

by Parth S Patel December 7, 2010

Intellectual Velocity

The ability to think intellectually at a fast pace.

The doctor reacted quickly and saved that patient. He must have very high intellectual velocity.

by Parth S Patel October 13, 2010

Come On Sense

Clearly common sense is not good enough now days so based on the phrase "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? COME ON!" or "Come on! how the hell dont you know that"

Come on sense

How the hell did he get that wrong, the moron clearly lacks come on sense

by Parth S Patel August 2, 2009

flabfuck

Often when something seems farfetched... someone would say "You'd have to suck some penis to get that." But at times, there is no sucking of penis involved. Sometimes, it's sleeping with fat people of any gender. This is to now be known as a flabfuck... or flabberfuck because it seems so farfetched as well.

I wanted a discount so i had to flabfuck some broad before making her a 13 egg omelette with 8 strips of bacon.

by Parth S Patel June 23, 2011

Anti-Tramp Stamp

A lower back tattoo of the "DO NOT ENTER" street sign.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Do_Not_Enter_sign.svg/600px-Do_Not_Enter_sign.svg.png

She has an anti-tramp stamp, she must not not want it in the ass

by Parth S Patel January 15, 2009

Glock Block

The Glock Block is when a person stops a man from shooting the other man.

For example the "Don't do it, he's not worth it" , or "Killing him wont bring him or her back"
or from 24
Tony trying to shoot the murderer of his wife, and jack bauer shot him.

These are all examples of a Glock Block

by Parth S Patel May 18, 2009