5 definitions by Papa Smurf blue baller
When a sick desperate bastard sleeps with someone's grandmother. This is usually done in the dark in the back of the Bingo hall.
Chris was so desperate he did the Slamming Granny in the Fanny to Mike's Grandmother at Tuesday night Bingo.
by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017
When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.
Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"
Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"
Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"
by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017
Erika chose cum rather than feces rubbed on her body as gator repellent during the Ragnar Trail run (She even swallowed a load for good measure). With the help of the Gator repellent Erika finished the trail in record time. Good choice Erika!
by Papa Smurf blue baller June 11, 2017
Erika had cum sprayed all over her body to avoid the gators on the Ragnar trail run. She loved the gator repelent.
by Papa Smurf blue baller June 11, 2017
John: "Tom I did the gran slam on your granny last night. I was pretty wasted. Sorry man."
Tom: " That is Fucked up. Now I have to do the San Francisco bird feeder on your mom."
Tom: " That is Fucked up. Now I have to do the San Francisco bird feeder on your mom."
by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017