Definitions by Papa Smurf blue baller

slamming granny in the fanny 

When a sick desperate bastard sleeps with someone's grandmother. This is usually done in the dark in the back of the Bingo hall.

Chris was so desperate he did the Slamming Granny in the Fanny to Mike's Grandmother at Tuesday night Bingo.

slamming granny in the fanny by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017

dildo parade 

When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.

Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"

Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"

dildo parade by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017

gator repelent 

Rubbing cum all over your naked body to ensure you aren't eaten by a gator on a Ragnar trail run.

Erika had cum sprayed all over her body to avoid the gators on the Ragnar trail run. She loved the gator repelent.

gator repelent by Papa Smurf blue baller June 11, 2017

gator repellent 

Using cum or feces rubbed on your body to ward off gators on Ragnar Trail runs.

Erika chose cum rather than feces rubbed on her body as gator repellent during the Ragnar Trail run (She even swallowed a load for good measure). With the help of the Gator repellent Erika finished the trail in record time. Good choice Erika!

gator repellent by Papa Smurf blue baller June 11, 2017

gran slam 

When you take your buddy's granny and do the slamming granny in the fanny on her.

John: "Tom I did the gran slam on your granny last night. I was pretty wasted. Sorry man."

Tom: " That is Fucked up. Now I have to do the San Francisco bird feeder on your mom."

gran slam by Papa Smurf blue baller June 11, 2017