Definitions by Papa Smurf

smurf

To hit someone with your penis

STFU bitch or I'm going to smurf you until your brain bleeds

smurf by Papa Smurf October 17, 2004

fire in the hole

Kinky sex act in which one partner dips their tongue in hot sauce before giving a rim job.

Dave's Insanity sauce creates incredibly painful, but erotic experience for both (or all) people involved.

fire in the hole by Papa Smurf January 11, 2004

golden years

The time of one's life after 65. Also referred to as over the hill.

"My dad is locked up in a nursing home, enjoying his golden years.

golden years by Papa Smurf September 24, 2003

blown

Similar to "wasted" but in relation to smoking "buddah" and not drinking alcohol. High of yer ass

I got blown last night

blown by Papa Smurf February 4, 2003