Papa Smurf's definitions

smurf

To hit someone with your penis

STFU bitch or I'm going to smurf you until your brain bleeds

by Papa Smurf October 17, 2004

fire in the hole

Kinky sex act in which one partner dips their tongue in hot sauce before giving a rim job.

Dave's Insanity sauce creates incredibly painful, but erotic experience for both (or all) people involved.

by Papa Smurf January 11, 2004

blown

Similar to "wasted" but in relation to smoking "buddah" and not drinking alcohol. High of yer ass

I got blown last night

by Papa Smurf February 4, 2003

How about a nice cup of Shut The Fuck Up?

One of many things to say to someone that needs to stop talking nonsense or bothering you.

I told those loud-mouthin fat-ass black chicks to have a nice cup of shut the fuck up. I was surprised when they actually tried to.

by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004