Pale Rider's definitions

Hollywood Handler

Friends and colleagues of Hollywood who must vigilantly endure his peacock tendencies, including constant preening, self-praise, and leering at women, especially fatties.

Clark: Did you and Tina go out with Hollywood last night?
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.

by Pale Rider August 2, 2007

Wrigleystyle

When two or more people, generally men, simultaneously urinate in a single recepticle. Wrigleystyle originated at Wrigley Field, home to the Chicago Cubs, with the famous urine troughs located in the men's lavatories. Wrigleystyle is not to be confused with the golden shower. The basis for Wrigleystyle is communal bladder relief among drinking buddies, whereas the golden shower is widely recognized as deviant sexual behavior.

I got so trashed with Bay and G-Love last night; we went on a burrito run and ended up going Wrigleystyle in the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Pale Rider June 4, 2007

Track Jacket

Refers to an individual, usually a hothead, that rambles on about their athletic prowess. Popular among beer-league softball players and former high-school athletes that may or may not have earned a Varsity letter. Easily spotted in a crowd by their glorious mullet.

Zip it Track Jacket! No one is interested!

by Pale Rider May 16, 2007

geocache

Activity or hobby (NOT a sport) popular among dorks, knobs and dweebs. Generally consists of hobbit-like nerds hiding and/or burying little cases that their kin seek out. Other activities popular among this group are dungeons and dragons, hanging out in the basement, and for a morbid few, tragicache.

This powertool I work with won't shut up about his weekend geocache.

by Pale Rider May 16, 2007