Definitions by Paddy V

Cricket Bat Penetration 

Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.

Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)

Cricket Bat Penetration by Paddy V June 14, 2007

ridiculi 

The plural of ridiculous, meaning exceptionally ridiculous so much so that saying ridiculous is not enough to express the ridiculousness of the situation

If your mum came up to you and bitchslapped you to put you back in your place. That would be a suitable time to say; "That is absolutely ridiculi"

ridiculi by Paddy V August 13, 2006

freakin bejesus 

A phrase that you can use if you get insanely scared. I t also is an insult to very religious christians

You scared the freakin bejesus out of me man!!!!

freakin bejesus by Paddy V August 13, 2006