A way of writing out the ever-so-popular Internet acronym "WTF" which stands for "What The Fuck". It is usually used to be funny, to exaggerate, or be very sarcastic. This method can also be used for any other acronym:
LOL - ell oh ell
ROFL - ARE OH EFF ELL
OMG - oh em gee
It has also been known that WTF has been pronounced like "wuh-tff" when people try say it like it's spelled, as they would say "Lawl" or "Rawffle" in lieu of LOL or ROFL.
LOL - ell oh ell
ROFL - ARE OH EFF ELL
OMG - oh em gee
It has also been known that WTF has been pronounced like "wuh-tff" when people try say it like it's spelled, as they would say "Lawl" or "Rawffle" in lieu of LOL or ROFL.
Let's say Timmy and Johnny are playing Counter-Strike:
Timmy: What the crap was that? OMGHI2U81607861048 is using headshot scripts! No fair! A headshot through the wall with an AWP is impossible!
Johnny: OH EM GEE DUBBA YEW TEE EFF??!! Ohnoes! We better report him to the admin so he gets b4nnz0r3d! Timmy, STFU and play.
Timmy: Ohnoes! I got pwnz0r3d!
Timmy: What the crap was that? OMGHI2U81607861048 is using headshot scripts! No fair! A headshot through the wall with an AWP is impossible!
Johnny: OH EM GEE DUBBA YEW TEE EFF??!! Ohnoes! We better report him to the admin so he gets b4nnz0r3d! Timmy, STFU and play.
Timmy: Ohnoes! I got pwnz0r3d!
by Paddy V June 11, 2005
The art of hacking people rather than computers. Most of the time it's easier than hacking computers because people are so stupid that you can just ask them for passwords and credit card information and they'll give it to you!
Me: Hello, Mr. Adamson? Yes, I need your credit card number, email address and password.
Mr. A: Ok, the number is 4318-6413...
Mr. A: Ok, the number is 4318-6413...
by Paddy V August 07, 2005
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Pissing My Pants With A Stomach Cramp Banging My Head On The Table With Snot Coming Out Of My Nose.
Among me and my friends, it is used very rarely for those once in a few years laughing-so-hard-you-piss-your-self situations.
Among me and my friends, it is used very rarely for those once in a few years laughing-so-hard-you-piss-your-self situations.
Guy 1: Remember that time when... <insert hilarious ass story here>
Everyone eles: ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN!1!1!11!1!oneoneeleven
Everyone eles: ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN!1!1!11!1!oneoneeleven
by Paddy V June 17, 2005
Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.
Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)
by Paddy V May 26, 2007
A sexual act in which you reach up a woman's vagina, grab her cervix, and twist it; like a doorknob.
Things were getting pretty spicy in the bedroom last night so I reached up and gave her the doorknob.
by Paddy V February 25, 2023
When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.
Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!
by Paddy V December 31, 2024
A phrase that you can use if you get insanely scared. I t also is an insult to very religious christians
by Paddy V August 08, 2006