by Paddy O'Mally May 07, 2009
Get the \\// mug.A literal distraction. Best sent by texts or IM's for best. It makes whoever gets distracted feel like a tool, or smile. both are common emotions. Best used when you're playing an online game with someone and you text them, distracting them from whatever you're doing.
hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.
hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.
Person 1: baking cookies
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*
by Paddy O'Mally May 07, 2009
Get the Distraction! mug.My Life's Awesome.
Used to combat everyone wallowing in their own self pity with "FML" (fuck my life)
Used to combat everyone wallowing in their own self pity with "FML" (fuck my life)
by Paddy O'Mally March 22, 2009
Get the MLA mug.A nickname dubbed on Dragonforce, due to the fact that they can only play their songs semi-decently in the studio and not live.
guy 1:"Hey Man, Did you hear The New drago- I mean, Studioforce album?"
guy2: "Yeah Man, it sounds EXACTLY the same like the last one did, i can't even tell the difference between the two! thats 20 bucks well spent!"
guy2: "Yeah Man, it sounds EXACTLY the same like the last one did, i can't even tell the difference between the two! thats 20 bucks well spent!"
by Paddy O'Mally May 17, 2008
Get the Studioforce mug."You Can't Kill a Dead Man!" Is a popular martyr used in popular online video games. The Player has a key bound to kill themselves and at the same time say "You Can't Kill a Dead Man!". A Tactic used to piss off the opposing team, so they won't get the point for the kill, although in most games the person using it gets a suicide kill count, deducting a kill from their scores and adding a death.
Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2003.
Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2003.
*guy 1 shoots at guy 2 almost killing him*
Guy 2: YOU CAN'T KILL A DEAD MAN! *Dies*
Guy 1: Fuck you you're so gay!
Guy 2: YOU CAN'T KILL A DEAD MAN! *Dies*
Guy 1: Fuck you you're so gay!
by Paddy O'Mally June 22, 2008
Get the You can't kill a dead man mug.Grab Collar Punch Face, a phrase that can get you out of any situation. Or make the one you're in worse.
Simply , you grab the person who's giving you trouble by the collar, punch that sunbitch in the face, and run.
OR
If people are chasing you, Start running, while your running grab someone by the collar and punch them in the face, thus plopping them senselessly on the ground making an obstacle for the people chasing you.
Simply , you grab the person who's giving you trouble by the collar, punch that sunbitch in the face, and run.
OR
If people are chasing you, Start running, while your running grab someone by the collar and punch them in the face, thus plopping them senselessly on the ground making an obstacle for the people chasing you.
to be used when someone is talking shit and they need to be silenced. Or when you're fleeing for your life.
"This guy owed Jim money and wouldn't pay up, so Jim went to that motherfuckers house and GCPF'd him right in front of all his kids and his wife, took the money and dipped".
"This guy owed Jim money and wouldn't pay up, so Jim went to that motherfuckers house and GCPF'd him right in front of all his kids and his wife, took the money and dipped".
by Paddy O'Mally May 25, 2008
Get the GCPF mug.instead of using breadcrumbs or flour for batter to fry the chicken in,
grind cheese nips into a power and coat it in that instead.
fry till a nice golden orange/yellow colour, bake for another 20 mins till cooked and you're ready to go (Y)
grind cheese nips into a power and coat it in that instead.
fry till a nice golden orange/yellow colour, bake for another 20 mins till cooked and you're ready to go (Y)
by Paddy O'Mally January 22, 2009
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