I.S.H

An Acronym for "If Shit Happens"
".I.S.H We still have plan B"
by Paddy O'Mally May 15, 2008
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\\//

A Text Based version of the Vulcan Salute from Star Trek, meaning "Live Long, and Prosper."
Person 1: Hey Steve

Steve: Hey man \\//
by Paddy O'Mally May 08, 2009
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Zombie Clown

the two scariest things ever conceived by man. Zombies, and Clowns.

If a zombie outbreak occured at a circus, you'd be fucked. You'd have to deal with a Zombie Clown. Or Worse; Zombie CLOWNS.
by Paddy O'Mally May 28, 2008
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bagina

A "Bad Vagina". It Consists of Amazon Furs, Swamp Slops, Grizzly Teeth, Granny Sags. There is such a thing as a bad vagina.
guy 1:"Dude theres no such thing as a bad vagina! any vagina is good vagina!"
guy 2:"Yes there is, its called a bagina. Its a wet, sloppy, saggy, jungle hairy vagina. On odd occasions, it even has teeth."
Guy 1: "...Oh."
by Paddy O'Mally May 18, 2008
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Flashbangsexmagic

Throwing a flashbang grenade at someone, having sex with them, and then giving a them a magical money shot to the face. So when they recover from the flashbang and can see again, they dont notice they're walking around with semen on theirface.
Person 1 : hahaha look at that dude hes got jizz on his face and he cant see where hes goign!
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic
by Paddy O'Mally October 04, 2008
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GCPF

Grab Collar Punch Face, a phrase that can get you out of any situation. Or make the one you're in worse.

Simply , you grab the person who's giving you trouble by the collar, punch that sunbitch in the face, and run.

OR

If people are chasing you, Start running, while your running grab someone by the collar and punch them in the face, thus plopping them senselessly on the ground making an obstacle for the people chasing you.
to be used when someone is talking shit and they need to be silenced. Or when you're fleeing for your life.
"This guy owed Jim money and wouldn't pay up, so Jim went to that motherfuckers house and GCPF'd him right in front of all his kids and his wife, took the money and dipped".
by Paddy O'Mally May 25, 2008
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matthew mcconaughey

That actor that all the ladies love. He Can charm any woman, he can turn lesbians straight, and straigt men gay. His name is impossible to spell. I'm surprised you found this definition. He Plays the same role in every movie : Ladies Man. Except in Reign Of Fire. He was a badass in that movie.
Girl1: matthew mcconaughey Is so sexy!
Guy1: I know!
by Paddy O'Mally June 12, 2008
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