Paco's definitions

wajilo

The act of eating an orange out of a dog's cunt.

I caught daddy performing wajilo on fifi.

by paco September 21, 2003

Pollo

A slang term used mostly by mexican-americans or pochos to describe a Mexican that is unsophisticated, uneducated, and doesn't speak English very well or at all.

" Paco looks like a Pollo when he doesn't wash his clothes for a month."

by Paco March 16, 2005

Mexican-American

A person of Mexican descent born and raised in the United States of America.

More Mexican-Americans voted for President in the 2004 election than in the year 2000.

by Paco March 16, 2005

Banda

Banda

Banda ("band") refers to the form of music played by large brass ensembles that first appeared in the northern Mexican state of Sinaloa several decades ago by German immigrants. Similar to Polka, a typical banda ensemble features trumpets, trombones, tubas, accordians and percussion instruments, and may include keyboards. String instruments are used sparingly, if at all. Banda sounds somewhat similar to American Big Band music, but with a distinctive Mexican twist. It's loved by pollos, paisas, mojados,frijoleros,tijuaneros,borrachos, wetbacks and beaners everywhere.

"Is that Banda I hear or is the circus coming to town?"

by Paco March 16, 2005

Borracho

Mexican or Chicano slang for a drunkard.

" That pinche Borracho vomitted all over my shoes."

by Paco March 16, 2005

mitsudave

a.k.a Allen a.k.a. David a.k.a. NASCAR Allen. Thinks he's the sweetest driver in the world but is actually almost as bad as a woman on a cellphone.

Dude here comes mitsudave in his cousin's Cobra....Oh shit did you hear him miss second and grind third?

Man I love a nice day of offroading...WTF? Here comes mitsudave across the dunes with his cousin's Trans Am, oh shit he's a moron.

by Paco March 17, 2005

high and dry

1. Left helpless in a situation because you aren't given something you need or were promised (a ride, a delivery, sex, moral support, help in a fight, toilet paper....)

2. To be under the influence of marijuana, but not alcohol.

Well, everyone's downstairs drinking, but if you just wanna smoke you can go out on the porch. I think there's a couple guys who are high and dry out there.

by Paco March 18, 2005