drunk dial

To make a regrettable late night phone call after drinking heavily. These calls are often made by guys to ex-girlfriends or someone they want to date. The result is often embarassment and self-loathing for being a)overly emotional, b)incoherent, or c)creepy

Yo, go take Ace's phone away from him before he starts drunk dialing again.

by Paco March 05, 2005

mitsudave

a.k.a Allen a.k.a. David a.k.a. NASCAR Allen. Thinks he's the sweetest driver in the world but is actually almost as bad as a woman on a cellphone.

Dude here comes mitsudave in his cousin's Cobra....Oh shit did you hear him miss second and grind third?

Man I love a nice day of offroading...WTF? Here comes mitsudave across the dunes with his cousin's Trans Am, oh shit he's a moron.

by Paco March 17, 2005

wajilo

The act of eating an orange out of a dog's cunt.

I caught daddy performing wajilo on fifi.

by paco September 21, 2003

rim flapper

The highly velocitized escape of gaseous matter via the rectum whereby the rim of the sphincter is first inadvertently puckered inward, then violently blown outward causing a momentary flapping as the blast escapes then subsides. The turbulent build up generally occurs as the sphincter is squeezed shut for extended periods. First dates, group meditations, and solemn religious ceremonies frequent such occurrences.

Damn that girl was so sweet I just wanted to sidle up closer, but for that bottled up rim flapper.

by Paco February 27, 2004

dank

high quality, potent, moist weed!

pass that dank fo shizzle my nizzle
that shwg you had befor sucked ass, chuuuch!

by paco June 24, 2003

peckerwood

The closest translation would simply be white boy. This is originally a derogatory term for a caucasion person (usually male), but is not always offensive depending on context.

The rap game is gettin infiltrated by all these peckerwoods lately, but only a few of em will last.

by Paco May 10, 2006

AWOL

1. Absent Without (Official) Leave. This is a term used by the military to describe the status of a soldier. It is now also used by civilians as a term to describe anyone who has taken off or is missing.

2. Alcohol Without Liquid. This is a machine which allows users to inhale vaporized alcohol mixed with oxygen through a tube instead of drinking an alcoholic beverage.

Did you hear about ODB? He's supposed to be in rehab, but he went AWOL.

by Paco February 25, 2005