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(n.) - A daily newspaper delivered to an iPad and read on a screen; also applies to daily digital newspapers delivered to and read on other types of tablet devices.
"I used to start my days off with the old trusty print newspaper at the breakfast table, but now I'm addicted to reading the ipaper at our kitchen table. I get the news on my clean screen, and I also get a lot of links to other sites. It's a whole new ballgame!"
-- overheard at a water cooler in Manhattan on January 31, 2011
-- overheard at a water cooler in Manhattan on January 31, 2011
by PRwiz101 February 21, 2011
Get the ipaper mug.(n.) - Professional and amateur news operations in print or online to identify misleading government lies or corporate product propaganda in order to raise public awareness of truthiness in the general population.
"Look, the only way we're going to turn this society into a better and more informed one is to push our counterpropaganda on the media just as hard as the forces of public manipulation do."
-- overheard at a watercooler in Austin, Texas on March 15, 2011
-- overheard at a watercooler in Austin, Texas on March 15, 2011
by PRwiz101 April 20, 2011
Get the counterpropaganda mug."Did you see that TV clip about a donkey parasailing at a beach in Mexico? Awkwardsome!"
overheard at a watercooler on Madison Avenue in Manhattan on March 31, 2011
overheard at a watercooler on Madison Avenue in Manhattan on March 31, 2011
by PRwiz101 April 21, 2011
Get the awkwardsome mug.(n.) -- a hamburger eaten in the middle of the day during work hours in order to boost energy and satisfy cravings for meat, ketchup, salt and pickles.
"If I need anything now, it's a workburger! Bring it on!"
-- overheard outside an office cubicle in Manhattan on March 23, 2011
-- overheard outside an office cubicle in Manhattan on March 23, 2011
by PRwiz101 April 25, 2011
Get the workburger mug.(n.) - a TV infomercial that is so sexy (either intentionally or otherwise) that you can practically have sex with yourself, or someone else,
while watching it.
while watching it.
"Oh my gosh, did you see that nymphomercial on TV last night, during halftime, with that awesome babe wearing practially nothing? It was awesome!"
-- overheard at a watercooler in an office building in Atlanta
on April 3, 2011
-- overheard at a watercooler in an office building in Atlanta
on April 3, 2011
by PRwiz101 April 25, 2011
Get the nymphomercial mug.''Look, I finally zapped him for good. Evicted!''
overheard in an office kitchenette in Taipei, November 15, 2010
overheard in an office kitchenette in Taipei, November 15, 2010
by PRwiz101 November 26, 2010
Get the evicted mug."I think we found our man in the ongoing murder probe. Now he's going to have to face truth or crimesequences."
Overheard at a watercooler at a police station in Minneapolis on October 15, 2010
Overheard at a watercooler at a police station in Minneapolis on October 15, 2010
by PRwiz101 November 26, 2010
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