(n.) - the print edition of the daily newspaper which arrives in the morning on your doorstep with news that is already old and stale by at least 12 hours
"I am sick and tired of reading the snailpaper edition of the New York Times! By the time it arrives, the front page is already old news. I much prefer reading the Times online website with the up-dated news as it happens."
-- overheard at a bar in the East Village in Manhattan, November 15, 2009
-- overheard at a bar in the East Village in Manhattan, November 15, 2009
by PRwiz101 November 21, 2009
(n.) - an exciting book read on an electronic reading device that one cannot put down, similar to how some print books are called "page-turners"
"Wow, Dan Brown's latest book is a real screengrabber. I couldn't put my Kindle down all night!"
-- overheard at a watercooler in a publisher's office in Manhattan, January 23, 2010
-- overheard at a watercooler in a publisher's office in Manhattan, January 23, 2010
by PRwiz101 March 11, 2010
(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.
"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"
overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012
overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012
by PRwiz101 January 11, 2012
(n.) -- A convenience store sandwich that looks like it is stuffed with fillings, from the outside view on the shelf, but once you open the plastic wrapping, the sad truth becomes evident that you've been had.
''I just hate it when I plunk down good cold cash for what I think is going to be a big tuna sandwich, but when I open the wrapping, it's just a teasewich, and there's hardly anything inside the bread! They just use the mouth of the sandwich as a come on!"
by PRwiz101 August 08, 2011
"Man, I am so sick of all these new e-readers and the never-ending parade of new cellphones and apps. It's all so luddicrous!"
by PRwiz101 August 31, 2009
"The more I think about all these apps going around, the more I am filled with app-rehension."
-- overheard at a watercooler in Manhattan on January 15, 2013
-- overheard at a watercooler in Manhattan on January 15, 2013
by PRwiz101 January 28, 2013
(n.) -- Nickname, in a friendly and easy-to-pronounce form, for a popular online dictionary called the Urban Dictionary.
"I love seeing the new definitions of words that keep popping up daily on the Urban Dick! It's a really cool online dictionary."
-- overheard at a watercooler in Chicago, November 12, 2009
-- overheard at a watercooler in Chicago, November 12, 2009
by PRwiz101 November 15, 2009