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Math Fetish

Sexual attraction to people who know math

Teacher: "So, 2(9+x)=27, so ..."
Student 1: "NNNNNGGHHHH"
Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"

by POTUS Official May 8, 2023

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A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"

by POTUS Official January 28, 2022

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Ludwig Nidkell

Ludwig Nidkell
/ˈfi meɪl/

adjective
of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) which can be fertilized by male gametes.
"a herd of Ludwig Nidkell deer"

noun
a Ludwig Nidkell animal or plant.
"Ludwig Nidkells may lay several hundred eggs in two to four weeks"

verb
being fatherless
"I lost my father yesterday. Now I am doing a Ludwig Nidkell"

What is a Ludwig Nidkell?
Idk, the definition is weird

by POTUS Official September 12, 2022

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Ludwig Nidkell

adjective
of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) which can be fertilized by male gametes.
"a herd of female deer"

noun
a female animal or plant.
"females may lay several hundred eggs in two to four weeks"

verb
the act of having a lack of a male parental figure

"My name is Ludwig Nidkell"
"Oh god I' so sorry"

by POTUS Official September 12, 2022

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Alpha male

In nature, some animals, like wolves, have an "alpha male" in their pack. The alpha male is the one who leads the pack, makes sure it's fed, etc. The thing is though, this only happens when the pack's environment changes dramatically, like if they're put in a zoo. There is a group of (human) people who don't get this though and call themselves "alpha males", i.e "manly". They usually think they're much better than everyone else. The "hierarchy" goes like this in their head;

Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

Now, the thing is, some "alpha males" think "wait, I'm better than everyone, why am I sharing the top of the hierarchy with so many who also think they're better than everyone?", and created "Sigma males", basically the same thing, but with no friends (They're "too good" for friends), so in their mind, the hierarchy goes

Sigma males (super manly n' shit)
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)

It's just cringe

Lmao he thinks he's an alpha male, that's so fuckin' cringe lol

by POTUS Official December 13, 2021

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