jigabooze

An alcoholic beverage that is cheap but potent and carried in a brown paper bag. The word is somewhat racist, being derived from jigaboo (an offensive racist term for an African-American) and booze (which means liquor).
Tommy bought some Mad Dog 20/20, kept the bottle in a brown paper bag, and drank it all night. We made fun of him for drinking jigabooze.
by PMax September 26, 2008
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fatso fatty butt

A big and fat person, especially one with a big butt.
Look at those before and after photos. She was a real fatso fatty butt before she did that diet plan. Wow.
by PMax February 10, 2008
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Tennessee cologne

The odor that a redneck gets after going for too long without bathing or
showering. Hillbilly aroma.
Cletus only bathed once a week. By Thursday he had some hideous
Tennessee cologne going on.
by PMax January 29, 2009
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Head Zeppelin

A fat chick who gives head; a plumper who gives blowjobs.
When the bar closed, I took a big fat fatty home. She turned out to be a Head Zeppelin and I got a nice blowjob.
by PMax October 11, 2008
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FFB

Abbreviation for fatso fatty butt. A fatty with a big booty or fat ass. A lardass.
Guy #1: "Look at her! She has big tits. I'm going to try to hook up with her."

Guy #2: "Are you kidding? She's a total FFB."

Guy #1: "Really?"

Guy #2: "Yes. You're drunk. You're wearing beer goggles and you're about to go hogging.
by PMax March 07, 2008
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calorie queen

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.
I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.
by PMax April 14, 2008
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Happy Hogging

What one says to a hogger just before he commences a hook up with a fat chick. A farewell for a wingman before he will fall on a grenade and hook up with the duff so that his friend can have the cutie. Bon voyage for nail the whale. A good way to wish someone well as they depart for some fatsex with a plumper.
I asked Fred if he was going to shack up with the big fat fatty he met at the bar. He said yes. I told him, "Happy Hogging!"
by PMax April 24, 2008
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