PLMMJ's definitions

Big Bad P word

Pedophilia, or pedophile. Usually used to bypass filters.

Confidently Incorrect Person: "In the past 100 years gay and lesbianism was a weird concept but now it's a normality and if care is not taken in the next 100 years the Big Bad P word and doing bad stuff to a child will be considered a normality too and that's just fact.
You: "That's literally the slippery slope fallacy you schmuck"

by PLMMJ December 20, 2023

Brainfuckery

Also see Mindfuckery. Something that gives you a Mind Screw moment, i.e. something extremely confusing or disturbing.

YTer: "Finally I get to escape this brainfuckery!" (That brainfuckery being Patrick's Parabox)

by PLMMJ December 8, 2023

J dub cult

The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are considered to be a cult by some. Used derogatorily, or to indicate that the speaker considers them a cult. Often shortened to "J dub" for obvious reasons.

Atheist: "And now Caleb and Sophia are preaching against lesbians... man I hate the J dub cult."

by PLMMJ January 16, 2024

Shigogeglompskegagabibibibibing

A word used when you don't want to swear, but your anger or disgust is beyond words. Typically accompanied by @%#^^@^*T#@&TGF#C@^#TCV@CR&&TT@DRQ&D&FC%*@FV^G@FCF type things.

Bob: I'm gonna go look at the unholy trinity
Alice: NO DONT
*Bob looks at the unholy trinity*
Alice: What happened
Bob: Shigogeglompskegagabibibibibing
Alice: Oh god he's a retard

by PLMMJ December 6, 2023

Retardation light

A term used only by the craziest people of the internet when they're losing arguments. Used to indicate that their opponent is supposedly so retarded that they cause others to lose braincells by just being nearby.

Twitter post: 2+5-3*0+6*2 = what? USE YOUR BRAIN NOT A CALCULATOR
Math nerd: 19.
Nutter: Its 12.
Math nerd: No, it's 19 because of PEMDAS.
Nutter: Anything times zero equals zero.
Math nerd: Multiplication is solved first. 3 is multiplied by 0 before it can be subtracted from 2+5.
Nutter: Sure keep shining your retardation light.

by PLMMJ June 12, 2024

Mongol

The exceptions. A formerly nomadic people who are mostly gathered in the Asian steppes around Mongolia and southern Russia. Sometimes used in British slang as a derogatory term for sufferers of Down's Syndrome.

Usual meaning:
"During the 13th century, the Mongols under Genghis Khan and his descendants created an empire that spanned all the way between what are now known as Russia and Turkey. Despite this, the Mongol empire still had the nomadic spirit of its forebears.

British slang meaning:
"This is the shit your Mongol mum would do."

by PLMMJ February 4, 2024

Germxn

What some woke people think you should use instead of German because the latter word contains "man", despite that having nothing to do with gender. The same types of people usually think "German" is offensive because of the above reason, and that "Gerwoman" is a real word.

Similar efforts, though legitimate ones, are also used with languages with actual grammatical gender, ironically including German itself.

Person A: (makes some joke about Germans)
Woke person A: "Classic germxns"
Person A: "What does 'Germxns' mean?"
Woke person A: "It's a gender neutral version of 'German'."
Person A: "You're screwing with me right"
Woke person B: "No they're not"
Person B: "Ah, because Gerwoman is a word."
Woke person A: "Yes it is. Both of them are gendered language."
Woke person B: "Please just use Germxn, it's not hard."
Hilarity ensues.

by PLMMJ January 23, 2024