PLMMJ's definitions

Hand-to-Hand Wombat

A board game by the developers of Exploding Kittens. Also refers to fights between women.

Friend 1: "Hey whats up? Was just playing Hand-to-Hand Wombat with the gang"
Friend 2: "WHAT?!"

by PLMMJ January 16, 2024

J dub cult

The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are considered to be a cult by some. Used derogatorily, or to indicate that the speaker considers them a cult. Often shortened to "J dub" for obvious reasons.

Atheist: "And now Caleb and Sophia are preaching against lesbians... man I hate the J dub cult."

by PLMMJ January 16, 2024

Big Bad P word

Pedophilia, or pedophile. Usually used to bypass filters.

Confidently Incorrect Person: "In the past 100 years gay and lesbianism was a weird concept but now it's a normality and if care is not taken in the next 100 years the Big Bad P word and doing bad stuff to a child will be considered a normality too and that's just fact.
You: "That's literally the slippery slope fallacy you schmuck"

by PLMMJ December 20, 2023

Brainfuckery

Also see Mindfuckery. Something that gives you a Mind Screw moment, i.e. something extremely confusing or disturbing.

YTer: "Finally I get to escape this brainfuckery!" (That brainfuckery being Patrick's Parabox)

by PLMMJ December 8, 2023

A man

Someone of the male gender identity, or, if being used by transphobes or fundamentalists, anyone who was assigned male at birth. Not to be confused with Aman.

You: "People really need to stop giving female-on-male rape the double standard."
Hyperfeminist: "But you're a man. Men are perverts. You can't talk about rape like that!"

by PLMMJ December 7, 2023

straight white

1: Cocaine.

2: A "straight white male", a term used either as a symbol of pride by the scummiest possible people (racist sexist homophobic Neo-Nazis) or derogatorily by SJWs.

1:

Druggie: "I'm gonna go snort some of the straight white and be right back, 'kay?"

2.1:

Neo-Nazi Fanfic: "It is the year 2050, I am the last straight white male. This is my story."

2.2:
You: "People like Andrew Tate deserve to be arrested."
SJW: "Shut up. You're a straight white male and straight white males are the end of the world!"

by PLMMJ December 7, 2023

Shigogeglompskegagabibibibibing

A word used when you don't want to swear, but your anger or disgust is beyond words. Typically accompanied by @%#^^@^*T#@&TGF#C@^#TCV@CR&&TT@DRQ&D&FC%*@FV^G@FCF type things.

Bob: I'm gonna go look at the unholy trinity
Alice: NO DONT
*Bob looks at the unholy trinity*
Alice: What happened
Bob: Shigogeglompskegagabibibibibing
Alice: Oh god he's a retard

by PLMMJ December 6, 2023