straight white

1: Cocaine.

2: A "straight white male", a term used either as a symbol of pride by the scummiest possible people (racist sexist homophobic Neo-Nazis) or derogatorily by SJWs.
1:

Druggie: "I'm gonna go snort some of the straight white and be right back, 'kay?"

2.1:

Neo-Nazi Fanfic: "It is the year 2050, I am the last straight white male. This is my story."

2.2:
You: "People like Andrew Tate deserve to be arrested."
SJW: "Shut up. You're a straight white male and straight white males are the end of the world!"
by PLMMJ December 07, 2023
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J dub cult

The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are considered to be a cult by some. Used derogatorily, or to indicate that the speaker considers them a cult. Often shortened to "J dub" for obvious reasons.
Atheist: "And now Caleb and Sophia are preaching against lesbians... man I hate the J dub cult."
by PLMMJ January 16, 2024
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Germxn

What some woke people think you should use instead of German because the latter word contains "man", despite that having nothing to do with gender. The same types of people usually think "German" is offensive because of the above reason, and that "Gerwoman" is a real word.

Similar efforts, though legitimate ones, are also used with languages with actual grammatical gender, ironically including German itself.
Person A: (makes some joke about Germans)
Woke person A: "Classic germxns"
Person A: "What does 'Germxns' mean?"
Woke person A: "It's a gender neutral version of 'German'."
Person A: "You're screwing with me right"
Woke person B: "No they're not"
Person B: "Ah, because Gerwoman is a word."
Woke person A: "Yes it is. Both of them are gendered language."
Woke person B: "Please just use Germxn, it's not hard."
Hilarity ensues.
by PLMMJ January 23, 2024
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Retardation light

A term used only by the craziest people of the internet when they're losing arguments. Used to indicate that their opponent is supposedly so retarded that they cause others to lose braincells by just being nearby.
Twitter post: 2+5-3*0+6*2 = what? USE YOUR BRAIN NOT A CALCULATOR
Math nerd: 19.
Nutter: Its 12.
Math nerd: No, it's 19 because of PEMDAS.
Nutter: Anything times zero equals zero.
Math nerd: Multiplication is solved first. 3 is multiplied by 0 before it can be subtracted from 2+5.
Nutter: Sure keep shining your retardation light.
by PLMMJ June 12, 2024
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Unleash the cracken

When you snort a looooootta crack. Like Four Loko analogy levels of crack.
Random junkie: "Life is too hard... it's time to...
UNLEASH THE CRACKEN"
by PLMMJ May 10, 2024
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Donald J. Trump

Orange human being, driven to madness by... no one knows what. Followed by the QAnon cult and other far right wingers.
QAnoner: "HAIL TRUMP. HAIL OUR PEOPLE. HAIL VICTORY!!! Where we go one we go all"
Sane Person: "He does know that Donald J. Trump is an alleged rapist, right?!"
by PLMMJ June 21, 2024
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Mongol

The exceptions. A formerly nomadic people who are mostly gathered in the Asian steppes around Mongolia and southern Russia. Sometimes used in British slang as a derogatory term for sufferers of Down's Syndrome.
Usual meaning:
"During the 13th century, the Mongols under Genghis Khan and his descendants created an empire that spanned all the way between what are now known as Russia and Turkey. Despite this, the Mongol empire still had the nomadic spirit of its forebears.

British slang meaning:
"This is the shit your Mongol mum would do."
by PLMMJ February 04, 2024
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