PJ's definitions

no

1. get the fuck away from me
2. shut the hell up
3. get the hell away from me and shut the fuck up

Hey Mr. can you help me read these directions on this map?
No.

by pj March 24, 2004

PJ

PJ is the coolest there is i mean im "PJ" and i rock lol :P yep my name is PJ and dont diss me

townie:"dude your like so cool how do you do it????"
ME(PJ, goth):"Well for a start i have loads of friends"
townie:"can you help me become cool?"
Me:"piss off i have firends to see to girl friends to shag and people to beat up for my money back"
Townie:"ohh ok"

by PJ May 5, 2004

anal drawstring

The stringlike cord (similar to the open end of a PE bag of the 80's) that is used to keep the arsehole closed. A device such as this is fitted to people who have lost control over the anal sphincter due to excesive buggery

Peter, we have had to fit you with an "anal drawstring" so that you dont shit yourself all the time.

by PJ January 23, 2005

Lerppuilu

Same as "Lerppu Kyrppa", but Finnish slang that makes it sound freindlier.

Means soft Cock.

Flacid member etc

Your last effort was quite frankly lerppuilu!, Perhaps you should put a bit more dedication into your work.

by PJ December 4, 2003

lerppu kyrpa

A "Soft Cock",

A person who who cannot consumate.
A very poor effort or attempt.

Derived from FINNISH words meaning exactly FLOPPY DICK / penus.
Example a sales guy makes the deal, but the factory screws up on the delivery.

Like flirting all night to get a lady into bed, then producing a flacid member, at the crucial moment.

You fakking Lerppu kyrpa!

Your effort was fakking lerppu kyrpa!

That was Lerppu Kyrpa.

by PJ December 4, 2003

popbitch

Website for beyond Z-list wasters putting a drain on the national economy by making smart arse comments rather than doing any work. They revel in their micro celebrity by getting together and calling themselves by their user id's.

I'm pj, that massive loser from popbitch

by pj July 17, 2003

wag

To shake one's penis at another person.

Wes got drunk and was wagging his dick at passing cars.

by pj November 22, 2004