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Definitions by PING PONG BOB

Realtor Eyes

Bulging bugged-out eyes like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's.
"The bug-eyed bitch who looks like realtor.” Barr, 66, mutters, “She got them realtor eyes,” and opens her own eyes wide.
Realtor Eyes by PING PONG BOB January 11, 2021

Hawaiian Road Apple 

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.
Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

Name Shame 

Unintentionally insulting a black person when you first hear their name, by your unconscious physical reactions, such as eye rolling, unsuppressed smirk, laughing but pretending you're coughing, or spitting out your coffee.
"When I was introduced to the new employee La'Sh' N'Quisha, I name shamed her by falling backwards out of my chair."
Name Shame by PING PONG BOB October 22, 2015

[Undocumented shopping] 

Rioters in Ferguson freed up their Black Friday by doing their Undocumented shopping early.