bravo mike

Black male, in police radio lingo.
Another violent crime against a white person. The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows it was a bravo mike.
by PING PONG BOB February 11, 2018
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Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.
Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.
by PING PONG BOB May 16, 2018
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TLDM

"Another deadly weekend in Chicago."
"Yawn. TLDM."
by PING PONG BOB September 03, 2016
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mudsharkery

The practice of being a mud shark, i.e. a white female, usually fat and unattractive, having a black boyfriend.
"I see another white girl was killed by her black boyfriend.''
"Yes, mudsharkery never ends well."
by PING PONG BOB April 26, 2023
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Name Shame

Unintentionally insulting a black person when you first hear their name, by your unconscious physical reactions, such as eye rolling, unsuppressed smirk, laughing but pretending you're coughing, or spitting out your coffee.
"When I was introduced to the new employee La'Sh' N'Quisha, I name shamed her by falling backwards out of my chair."
by PING PONG BOB September 05, 2015
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WAJJAASN?

Acronym for "Where Are Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton Now?"

Appropriate comment whenever a black gentleman commits an unusually heinous crime against a white person (not for your common everyday example of black-on-white crime.)
Latwon: I see another brother has raped and killed a white girl.

DeWayne: It's society's fault! (laughing)

Chandler: WAJJAASN? (quietly, so as not to be attacked)
by PING PONG BOB April 30, 2012
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Realtor Eyes

"The bug-eyed bitch who looks like realtor.” Barr, 66, mutters, “She got them realtor eyes,” and opens her own eyes wide.
by PING PONG BOB January 11, 2021
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