PING PONG BOB's definitions

WAJJAASN?

Acronym for "Where Are Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton Now?"

Appropriate comment whenever a black gentleman commits an unusually heinous crime against a white person (not for your common everyday example of black-on-white crime.)

Latwon: I see another brother has raped and killed a white girl.

DeWayne: It's society's fault! (laughing)

Chandler: WAJJAASN? (quietly, so as not to be attacked)

by PING PONG BOB October 5, 2012

Realtor Eyes

Bulging bugged-out eyes like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's.

"The bug-eyed bitch who looks like realtor.” Barr, 66, mutters, “She got them realtor eyes,” and opens her own eyes wide.

by PING PONG BOB January 11, 2021

bravo mike

Black male, in police radio lingo.

Another violent crime against a white person. The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows it was a bravo mike.

by PING PONG BOB May 5, 2018

Name Shame

Unintentionally insulting a black person when you first hear their name, by your unconscious physical reactions, such as eye rolling, unsuppressed smirk, laughing but pretending you're coughing, or spitting out your coffee.

"When I was introduced to the new employee La'Sh' N'Quisha, I name shamed her by falling backwards out of my chair."

by PING PONG BOB October 22, 2015

Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018

mudsharkery

The practice of being a mud shark, i.e. a white female, usually fat and unattractive, having a black boyfriend.

"I see another white girl was killed by her black boyfriend.''
"Yes, mudsharkery never ends well."

by PING PONG BOB April 26, 2023

[Undocumented shopping]

Looting.

Rioters in Ferguson freed up their Black Friday by doing their Undocumented shopping early.

by PING PONG BOB November 27, 2014