PING PONG BOB's definitions

[Undocumented shopping]

Looting.

Rioters in Ferguson freed up their Black Friday by doing their Undocumented shopping early.

by PING PONG BOB November 27, 2014

TLDM

thug lives don't matter

"Another deadly weekend in Chicago."
"Yawn. TLDM."

by PING PONG BOB September 3, 2016

Name Shame

Unintentionally insulting a black person when you first hear their name, by your unconscious physical reactions, such as eye rolling, unsuppressed smirk, laughing but pretending you're coughing, or spitting out your coffee.

"When I was introduced to the new employee La'Sh' N'Quisha, I name shamed her by falling backwards out of my chair."

by PING PONG BOB October 22, 2015

bravo mike

Black male, in police radio lingo.

Another violent crime against a white person. The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows it was a bravo mike.

by PING PONG BOB May 5, 2018

WAJJAASN?

Acronym for "Where Are Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton Now?"

Appropriate comment whenever a black gentleman commits an unusually heinous crime against a white person (not for your common everyday example of black-on-white crime.)

Latwon: I see another brother has raped and killed a white girl.

DeWayne: It's society's fault! (laughing)

Chandler: WAJJAASN? (quietly, so as not to be attacked)

by PING PONG BOB October 5, 2012

Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018

mudsharkery

The practice of being a mud shark, i.e. a white female, usually fat and unattractive, having a black boyfriend.

"I see another white girl was killed by her black boyfriend.''
"Yes, mudsharkery never ends well."

by PING PONG BOB April 26, 2023