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One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.
I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.
Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?
One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.
by Pierre May 13, 2004
Get the eggplant squatter mug.The Jaoist tradition tells of Soiletheus and his role in the Jaoist pantheon. Later synonymous with the Anti-J (Anok) in the New Jackist Testament.
According to the ancient legend, Soiletheus stole the first slug of excrement from Xanus (chief Jaoist diety). Xanus found himself irate and chose to punish all men by cursing each of them with an anus so that they would never forget.
Scholars have suggested that the Grecian tale of Prometheus is cognate, or possibly may have even had its origins here.
According to the ancient legend, Soiletheus stole the first slug of excrement from Xanus (chief Jaoist diety). Xanus found himself irate and chose to punish all men by cursing each of them with an anus so that they would never forget.
Scholars have suggested that the Grecian tale of Prometheus is cognate, or possibly may have even had its origins here.
"He was mad at that moment with the spirit of Soiletheus. For it was apparent that no man's trousers should ever sag so horribly," (Noctes Excrementi).
"The heathen Jaoist priest gripped the wooden idol of Soiletheus. Then, without shame, demonstrated to onlookers how capacious his toga truly was," (Journal of a Crusader)
"The heathen Jaoist priest gripped the wooden idol of Soiletheus. Then, without shame, demonstrated to onlookers how capacious his toga truly was," (Journal of a Crusader)
by Pierre July 27, 2005
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Get the bumpsy daisy mug.the action of gracefully leaning on a friend/wall/stuff
often performed while mongolled
requires special training of the neck muscles
first perfected by Angharad Matthews, and now spreading around bristol and the southwest of england and wales
often performed while mongolled
requires special training of the neck muscles
first perfected by Angharad Matthews, and now spreading around bristol and the southwest of england and wales
"for fucks sake, angie's slumping on me again"
"i feel a mondo, tip-top, clubbing jam fair of a slump coming on"
"look at them lot slumped on the bed"
"i feel a mondo, tip-top, clubbing jam fair of a slump coming on"
"look at them lot slumped on the bed"
by Pierre May 29, 2004
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a state of inhibriation, as a result of a) drinking too much, b) smoking too much marijuana, c) drinking and smoking too much
by Pierre May 29, 2004
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