PHIL's definitions

becumming

adj. to cause men to cream themselves just at the look of you

Man: that shirt makes you look becumming. of course, if I were your shirt i'd be cumming on you too

by Phil January 12, 2005

Bucknelled

To get bitch-slapped by a team with only 5 scholarship players when you're ranked #1 in RPI and #5 overall in the country. Usually saved for NCAA tournament flameouts, but can be used for regular season clams, as well.

Kansas had high hopes for their team in the post-season, but then they got Bucknelled and went home.

by Phil April 17, 2005

Butt Sac

Sack of Dingle Berries that is attached to ones ass crack

not possible

by Phil July 20, 2003

nismo

Nissan Motorsports

nismo is da bomb yo

by phil July 18, 2003

trojan horse

-=ADDED DEFINITION=-
trojan horse

A devious sexual act whereby the male pokes a small hole in the tip of the condom before intercourse <<<<<<
Women who believe their boyfriends are cheating on them do that... so if they are... they get the bitch pregnant

See that you add my other definition... Thank you

by Phil December 7, 2004

piss loaf

a chunk of your innards that shoots out of your pee hole when urinating

that piss loaf hurt like hell

by phil February 10, 2005

BMT

I worked at Subway, and I was told that it stood for "Baltimore Mass Transit".

"Bigger, Meatier, Tastier" certainly doesn't apply, considering there's a specific designated method to lay the paper-thin meat slices across the bread so it covers the length...

The 12" BMT has six pieces of pepperoni, six pieces of salami, and two pieces of ham. The 6" has three slices of pepperoni, three pieces of salami, and one piece of ham. You may enjoy watching your Sandwich Artist count out the meat slices now.

by Phil June 30, 2004