The Groundhog

When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.

I had to fight off the groundhog while trying to make it to the can.

by Phil June 01, 2003

Dogit?

Shorthand for:

Would you dog that bird?

See a 50/50 bird & ask your mate: Dogit?

by Phil October 06, 2004

caf

The term used as a spoken abreviation of the word cafeteria, and is used mostly by college students across the country.

"where you eatin at?"

"I'm bout to go to the caf they got fried chicken today"

"Word?"

"Yea"

by Phil March 07, 2005

nismo

Nissan Motorsports

nismo is da bomb yo

by phil July 19, 2003

mutt and jeff

1- Perhaps the first daily cartoon strip. Depicted the title characters, one tall and thin, the other short and stocky, who were basically average guys. Set the standards for the likes of Abbott and Costello.
2- Two people who bear a resemblence to the above.
3- Another term for the "good cop, bad cop" routine.
4- Cockney rhyming slang for "deaf".

1- "Didja read today's Mutt and Jeff?"
2- "Hey, look at Mutt and Jeff!"
3- "Aw, Sarg, cut out the Mutt and Jeff routine."
4- "Whaddya mean, ya didn't 'ear? Are ya Mutt and Jeff?"

by Phil February 10, 2003

bur

slang term for a beer

Johnny: Hey man, will you grab me a bur out of the fridge?

by phil May 21, 2006

dust scene

popularized by dragonball z when someone gets energy raped and for 10 minutes you see dust. cue the bad guy coming out unharmed and the heroes acting like they didn't know he was still alive.

see also: buu's regeneration

tommy took a huge shit and the smell was like a dust scene

by Phil January 28, 2005