PAul's definitions

gold digger

What a person is called when he/she is picking there nose

Look at him. He's a gold digger.

by paul January 15, 2003

gotchie

Underwear, stemming from the DP's of eastern European descent.

In his drunken stupor, he lost control of his bowels and dropped a tar biscuit in his gotchie.

by Paul April 19, 2004

wembly

The sentiment which is felt after finding out that your ELY was wrong

I thought that all had gone wrong but i was wrong and i had a WEMBLY

by Paul January 14, 2004

Face Fart

Burp that smells. Usually results from eating rich food and/or drinking beer.

Man, after that pizza I had some nasty face farts.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Brookline is My Lady

Utter perfection. The greatest cable access show ever made.

When I watched it!

by Paul March 22, 2004

Windows ME

The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.

Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.

by Paul June 22, 2004

hojamica

Usually an empty fry bin, this device is used to shame an already shamed idiot of a human being. It is worn by the offender as a hat of sorts, with grease and salt rubbing off into his or her hair. First used on Daniel Hojecki.

Heh Hojecki wont throw out the garbage, make him wear his hojamica!

by Paul June 3, 2004