PAul's definitions

planetmars

to get help on planetmars.co.za a large south african IT portal for PC newbies.

I got no idea why your pc is smokin' man, just planetmars it

by Paul August 3, 2004

Mephisto

See definition for Frieza X

I totally Mephistod after meeting that guy!

by Paul January 14, 2004

hamdanced

Drunk, beyond wasted, slightly before shit-bombed

"Do not ask me for advice when I'm all hamdanced. Wait til morning"

by Paul May 23, 2004

5190

Definition of a typical asian female, 5 feet 1 inches and 90 lbs.

51 90
fifty-one ninety

I went to an asian club last night and all I saw were 5190s.

by Paul January 23, 2005

hemi-clit

A clitoris like appendage formed on or in a woman's anus able to produce an orgasmic response. This is usually a result of repeated, prolonged and intense anal intercourse.

Upon examining Jennifer's asshole he noticed that she had must have enjoyed a lot of anal sex because she had a hemi-clit.

by Paul December 21, 2004

Poon dust

A magic dust that makes the wearer irresistable to the opposite sex.

I've got the poon dust on tonight, cause that chick wants my cock.

by Paul September 29, 2003

Meat Jousting

Homosexual Male Sex

Shannon and Karl were Meat Jousting in room 512 in Drew Hall all night.

by paul March 14, 2004