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donkey fluffer

One who gives the donkey fellatio for the main show.
by paul April 3, 2005
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Bitch Bag

A dress purchased by a boyfriend or pimp. THe dress is chosen not because he thinks the girl will like it. It is selected because the pimp or boyfriend likes how it might make his girl look.
Did you see Frank at the mall yesterday? He had like two new Bitch Bags for Sandy.
by Paul August 23, 2004
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classic cheese

Old dance music that is very good, yet very cheesy
"The Rain" by Samira is a fine piece of clssic cheese.
by Paul January 2, 2004
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sissy

offensive term to 60 crips (Get shot for saying it)
"You Sissy." (Never say it though)
by paul October 15, 2004
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kick the can

A children's game, typically played in one or more adjoining backyards. Players set up a base (often a frizbee is used), and place a can (may be a sand bucket, a pop can, an empty can of spaghetti sauce or even an empty nesquick jar), on top of it. They then decide which player is to be it first.

A player who is not it begins the game by kicking the can. All of the players (except the one who is it) run away and hide, as long as they are within the boundry limits. "It", must retrieve the can and place it back onto the base. It may now attempt to find the players. When It finds a player, he must call out that player's name and location. Should that information be correct, a race ensues. The player who is it must run and jump over the can before the (now found) player kicks it. If It wins the race, then the player i caught.

If at any point in the game a player (who has been seen or not) kicks the can, all players are free. This includes when a player out-runs "it" during a "race".

The round ends when all players are caught. The first one to be caught ten becomes "it".

The game ends when too many players quit, or their mothers force them to go inside.

There are various changes of rules in Kick the Can, including, but not limited to: a timed version, a no-race version and a version where more than one player is "it".
by Paul September 25, 2004
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Blind Wardrobe

when getting a blowjob a guy punches a girl in the face and jizzes in her eyes. then he takes her clothes and throwes them out the window.
i heard chip gave derek a blind wardrobe.
by paul February 16, 2003
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plaga

A branching race of sperm that has evolved due to the co-existance of man and Salazars.
Salazar put a plaga in Leon and now his organs are going to explode.
by paul March 23, 2005
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