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Definitions by PAul

1: An extended version of java.applet.Applet that adds support for the JFC/Swing component architecture.

2: A small Jap's eye; the male urethral opening.
1. import java.awt.*;
import javax.swing.*;

public class JAppletExample extends JApplet {

public void init() {
WindowUtilities.setNativeLookAndFeel();
Container content = getContentPane();
content.setBackground(Color.white);
content.setLayout(new FlowLayout());
content.add(new JButton("Button 1"));
content.add(new JButton("Button 2"));
content.add(new JButton("Button 3"));
}
}

2. "Hit me with that fish one more time and I'll stick barbed wire up your japplet. Bitch."
JApplet by Paul September 12, 2005

homosofagasorus 

OH NO! HERE COMES HOMOSOFAGASORUS! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! ZEE COCK IS IN TOWN!!!!
homosofagasorus by Paul September 8, 2005
1. A wet sandal.
2. Best Friend Forever (bff).
3. What you call your bff.
1. I put on my favorite flip flops and stepped in a puddle, and now they're fwamples.
2. We've been through so much, she's totally my fwample.
3. Fwample, we've known each other practically forever.
fwample by Paul July 29, 2005
A device used for smoking pot. Different from a bong in that a bubbler tends to be smaller, and does not have a removable bowl.

In a bong, when you want to pull your hit through, you take out the bong. In a bubbler, you let go of the shottie (a hole in the side).

The concept behind a bubbler is similar to a pipe, except there is water involved.
Man I just bought a phat bubbler down at hi times. Come blaze with me!
bubbler by Paul June 25, 2005

old man smell 

A smell that often wafts off of old men. It is a medly of Old Spice Aftershave, Brylcreem Hair Slyling Gel and Ben Gay.

The funny thing is that, minus the Ben Gay smell, This was probably a hip and manly smell for the average 20 something guy back in the 50's
Was grandpa just here? I detect some Old man Smell.
old man smell by Paul June 25, 2005

Potent Potables 

A popular category on Jeopardy. Actually means "Strong Drinks", though it's quite common that illiterate folks would think it means "stinky drinks".
You shoulda seen my B.A.C. after drinking all those potent potables last night.
Potent Potables by Paul June 14, 2005

res rockets 

Cigarettes from an Indian Reservation.

These cigarettes are made from tobacco grown by Native Americans / First Nations and sold in bags of 200 for well below the price of commercial brands.

Also spelled "rez rockets".
Screw paying $45 a carton for smokes, I'm gonna buy a bag of Res Rockets for $20.
res rockets by Paul June 12, 2005