PAul's definitions

tactile

When perceiving the distances of objects located in nearby space, one depends on tactile (touch) sense. Tactile experience is usually considered in tandem with kinesthetic experience (sensations of muscle movements and of movements of the sense-organ surfaces).

The object was identified through the use of their hands tactile sense.

by Paul June 18, 2006

kansas city crumper

A sexual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. The woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in anal sex. Upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.

I thought it was going to be some normal butt sex, but she couldn't control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper

by Paul May 12, 2004

kao

n. The Godfather. One who sleeps with many many many many MANY girls for sport and his own entertainment. Has never seen Finding Nemo, yet has.....

Dude... that Kao's with ANOTHER chick...

by Paul March 31, 2005

Embarrassing

When someone does something stupid. Doesn't need to neccassarilly embarrass you. Just has to be stupid.

(Kid says something stupid)
(resopnse)-"wow you are embarrassing."

by Paul October 9, 2004

analyze

the optic organs deep within the anal cavity, which allow you to perform your own personal colonoscopy.

he used his analyze instead of a shaving mirror to see for himself what a flaming fart looks like.

by Paul July 27, 2004

big dave

The bloke from the pot noodle advert

Want some pot noodle big dave?

by Paul May 13, 2005

Drunk

George W Bush

Bush was too drunk to give a speech today.

by Paul August 21, 2003