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flobby

Flobby is the face you make after your airbag opens in a car
Micheal's face was really flobby after the accident
by Paul December 17, 2003
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Lawn Ornament

Name for a broken down car or truck sitting in someones front yard.

These are usually found in small towns, and the car is usually an older American car. Camaros are one of the most common lawn ornaments found
"Hey Jeb, you ever gonna fix up that Camaro or do just keep it as a lawn ornament"
by Paul July 12, 2004
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Touchin

To touch a member of the opposite sex in a lewd and often unwanted manner.
for example to grab a womans tits or arse as she walks past.
I'm a perv I love touchin
by Paul January 13, 2004
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Rottweiler

A large, powerful black and tan colored Mastiff type dog. Thought to originate from breeding Roman herding dogs and Swiss and German breeds. Named after the town of Rottweil in Germany

They have gained a bad reputation as aggressive or dangerous dogs in recent years. They are actually very well tempered, but due to a handful of people training them to attack, and the fact that they are strong enough to do serious damage, many people fear them. Nonetheless, they are still one of the most popular breeds of dog.
Damn! That is one huge rottweiler!
by Paul July 12, 2004
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deus ex

most amazing video game ever created, good graphics, incredible story-line and amazing gameplay.
JC Denton owns all your asses
by paul April 1, 2004
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tea bagging

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises
grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure
by paul August 3, 2004
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backsideous

Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.
"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".

"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.
by Paul September 10, 2004
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