PAki Chan's definitions

Raziel

Raziel is is an archangel within the teachings of Jewish mysticism Who is the keeper of secrets.

A part from the song circle by slipknot:

"I can't be afraid of my patience
There's a sacred place Raziel keeps safe"

by paki chan June 11, 2006

pms

Most people use PMS as a scapegoat to act like a total bitch, PMS really means portable missle system, something of mass destruction. The mas destruction got linked to pre menstural sydrome so thats how PMS came to be used as it is today

*guy*-Holly shit she's got pms!!!!
*guy 2*-Damn it she's gonna destroy the house

*Girl with pms*-I'm outta damm, where the hell can i reload.:-D

by PAki Chan June 26, 2005

katana

A light weught and cery powerful japanese long sword. A device used for neutering

1.The vet cut my dog's ball with a katana
2.A ninja killed my brother with a katana so he could take his chronic

by Paki chan June 2, 2005

kkk

Shit fucking piss holes who thought it would be a good idea to burn a cross (their own religious symbol)to try and scare the shit outta my niggas of the past. In this day and age they are chicken shit to try that cause now we got niggas like 50, Dre, and all tha other soldiers like young buck game and all rappers who carry that heat.

*kkk guy a* Oy richard we gotta go lynch a nigger
*KKK GUY B* dEFINATLEY DO IT THAT LIKE WAY THIS

*50 cent* Wanna feel there hollow points ya crackers?

Both dudes go screaming leaving a wet trail cause they pissed themselves

by PAki chan July 15, 2008

ass monkey

Small monkey like creatures the size of leprichauns who crawl around your ass while your asleep. ass monkeys usually wedgie guys in tighty whites or chicks wearing g's or thongs. As monkers are also the reason lint appears in your ass. If you capture an ass monkey it will play poker with you.

*Chick* I got such a wedgie last night
*guy* Me to, I blame ass monkeys
*Chick* You were tighy whites? You a fag nerd

by PAki chan June 9, 2005

lexani

One of the higher class rim creaters.

Holy paki shit, You see the maserati with those Lexanis?

by PAki chan June 3, 2005

sweaty balls

When a fat males thighs rub together trapping his balls in the middle causing them to sweat like a steamy bath

Holy shit, his boxers are soaked and thats not cum

by PAki chan January 12, 2006