PAUL's definitions

Dogchunk

Large nasal orifices, characterised by both their size and resemblance to large unevenly cut chucks of dog meat.

Gadzooks, look at the dogchunks on THAT.

by Paul December 2, 2003

mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

by Paul October 21, 2004

john madden

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.

boy look at john madden stuff his face

by Paul February 2, 2005

cornbread

the act of cupping one's hands around the anus when a fart is released, upon release the person transfers the cupcaked flatulence and puts it in someone's face.

You want some Cornbread?

by Paul March 23, 2004

moer

moer - Afrikaans for beat up

Big Dutchman says : Are you looking at my chick!

Small engelsman : No! never

Big Dutchman says: I will moer you!

by Paul February 6, 2005

Lick

sucks; is not good; bad

This party licks....lets jet

by paul August 8, 2003

skelf

Scottish slang for a wood splinter

"ouch! I got a skelf in me finger"

by Paul October 10, 2003