PAUL's definitions

bailiwick

A messed up person...

Trevor is a bailiwick, that fool!

by Paul February 10, 2004

Maryland

State in which is split between two metropolitan areas, especially when it comes to sports.
State that contains Mountains to the west, the Chesapeake bay in the middle, and Beach to the west.
State that has the Best crabs in the world, Maryland Blue Crab.

Maryland is a good place to be

by Paul April 6, 2004

Shed-sheet

Code name for the accounting documents that reflect a companies plan to reduce costs by cutting headcount / lay-offs. Refers to "shedding" employees. These are usually very guarded documents.

You know that Tony has Shed-sheets saved on the network drive but they are password protected.

by Paul August 23, 2004

DAHA

1.)Hi or hey or whats up. A greeting.
2.)Can also be used when you have no comment.

1.)DAHAAA!!!
2.)"I think I might be getting a new fish tank."
"Daha."

by Paul October 9, 2004

Wham

George's Michael former group. Gayest of em all, but with an 80's look.

by Paul July 18, 2003

tar biscuit

Turd, feces, crap, shit, log, load, poop.

Having long been constipated, he finally broke loose and clogged my toilet up with an enormous tar biscuit.

by Paul April 19, 2004

Maggot

1) A fly in it's larvae form.
2) A person who throws up for reasons they shouldn't have
3) Verb. To throw up.
4) To trip out when one has not consumed a lot of alcohol or drugs.

see also mag

1) My garbage is filled with maggots.
2) Look at Fred throw up. What a maggot.
3) Holy shit, she just magged all over the lawn.
4) George is freaking out, and he only smoked like .5. What a maggot.

by Paul September 26, 2004