wanko

like a smoko where a short break was given for a smoke, but instead of smoking one masturbates

Yes! that was the bell for break, time for my wanko.

by Pat November 12, 2004

Ferien

animal abuser

dont leave your dog with him, he's a ferien you know.

by Pat October 09, 2003

the phantom

when your doing a girl in the butt and spit on her back so she turns around, thinking you busted, and you shoot it in her eye

i was doing this girl in the butt and she wouldn't stop squealing so i decided to pull a phantom on her pig ass

by pat May 06, 2004

sphagnum

moss that is found in wet, spongy ground.

person a: So what do you do for fun?
person b: I enjoy watching sphagnum grow.

by Pat November 12, 2004

Bam Margera

Overrated high school drop out who made it big from a a piece of wood.

Bam Margera is not entertaining in the least bit except for CKY 2.

by Pat July 17, 2004

Fiscally conservative

When one tells forgets his/her wallet and tells you that they will buy you dinner to pay you back on condition that it's the exact same amount or less than you originally paid.

(original origin.... Timmins, now the nations Capital

Hey are you going to buy me dinner. Sure as long as it's worth the same as a coffee and bagel.

by Pat September 09, 2004

Lewiston

The only city in Maine that has as many empty stores as crackheads. Also the only city in Maine that no one wants and thinks we should give to Massachusetts. Mainers manage to trick out of staters to go here by saying Bates is a good college but all the students there just buy drugs with their parents money.

Massachusetts kid: Im going to visit my Aunt in Lewiston, whats it like there?
Maine kid: Bro its just druggies and empty store fronts

by pat October 28, 2014