PAPPY's definitions

ROTFLMBPO

lame net type acronym junx..
Rolling On Teh Floor Laughing My Butt Plug Out

l0zr6969:"d00d.. jack and jill had a 3some with dick cheney"
l337grrl:"ROTFLMBPO"

by pappy July 22, 2004

candy cane

When you splooge on a chicks face, then punch her in the fuckin nose so it bleeds.

I candy caned that bitch!

by Pappy July 13, 2004

gife

so dirty that this is the only word to describe that

filthy rotten teeth that are so dirty it makes ur eyes ache

by Pappy April 17, 2005

douche

The more literal usage of the word "douche" refers to something clean and good (a vaginal cleaner). Yet to be called a douche is much more negative. Also can be used as a negative term in other forms, much more common as negative slang than the literal meaning. Similar to the way that a "fuck" is a good thing, but it's never good to be called one ("hey why'd you do that you stupid fuck!?") or to be fucked over, etc.

To put it in perspective:

In the more literal sense of the word:
When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.

In the slangier, negative sense:
Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over!

by pappy July 24, 2004

Funt

i made this up when i was hang out with the hottest girl ever...but it looks like some other people stole it.... My diffention of funt is "fucking cunt"

Pappy turn to jizz and said " you are such a hot funt."

by PAPPY November 7, 2004

icer

a dumb ho that squirts your cum out of her pussy into jars and saves it in her fridge so that she can impregnate herself later if you piss her off or don't want to commit.

'i heard you went out with jane'
'word.'
'don't piss her off. she's an icer.'
'word.'

by pappy July 17, 2004

NOS

if yer real slick (yeah right) you call the new rawkin' nitrous oxide system that you installed in your rice rocket the NOS!!!

(in hospital)
billy:"Cool D, Mommy said you got hurt street racing, is that true?!"
cool d:"Yeah Billy, f'real. See the light turned green, and I was like totally owning this eclipse.. but like.. not enough.. then the turbo kicked in.. but i still wanted more.. so i hit on the NOS.. but then I realized i was still driving my '89 accord, so I shot myself in the head"
billy:"ohhhh... street racing is dangerous!"
cool d:"yeah i think that dude in the eclipse shot himself too."

by pappy July 29, 2004