alifi, pourkouri

pourkourin is a cyprus pilaf that is very fine
alifi is the greek word for liniment
phrase:
to make something/someone "alifi, pourkouri" is to essentially grind or smother something so thin and spreadable,that a solid block if it can basically be spread around by nothing more than weak air. imagine a thick liquid that behaves like powder ,it crumbles away and disintegrates into thin air with just a soft blow
ex1
guy1: *over-grinds meat with meat-grinder*
guy2: " kani re,ekames to alifi pourkouri" ( stop for fucks sake,it's become alifi, pourkouri)

ex2
guy1: you're a pussy, u will never dare hit me
guy 2: "fkale spasma ,men se kamo alifi,pourkouri" (shut up before you become alifi, pourkouri)
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mutchos

when u address him you call him,"mutcho" or "re mutcho" for added rudeness.
origin: "mutcho" adj means to bust a nut.

a "mutchos" ,mu spelled moo,is a useless person,more often than not COMPLETELY ,in a specific area.
what separates a mutchos from a normal person with bad to no skill at something,is that a mutchos not only thinks that he is better than everyone at it,he boldly openly claims that he is,and then proceeds to prove his claims ,usually making a MASSIVE fool of himself in the process.

Of course, the mutchos always has some cheeky excuse and attempts to change reality through sheer denial,which of course he fails at -even harder- and ends up creating a bigger mess.

But alas,a mutchos' worst feature is not his sheer arrogance ,nor his nonexistent skill. A proper mutchos NEVER LEARNS and keeps putting himself in these awful positions(usually in public with more than 6 people watching closely).

as a result,a mutchos builds reputation for being this arrogant ,incompetent , useless and bigoted idiot,which in turn marks him by the society forever as an outcast and denies him multiple things in life like: sex,money,friends ,good times,at extreme cases even a job.
eg:
steve: omg is larry claiming he's the worlds best drummer again?
tom: yeah,last time he hit his finger after creating noise pollution for 20 minutes straight,and claimed that we didn't hear the "SUPER LIT" solo...
steve: fuck man, he's even worse now. how can a man be such a mutchos?
tom: i don't know bro,omg look he's blaming the drumsticks now!
both:HE'S SUCH A MUTCHOS!
by PAPAS mou November 22, 2018
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pattixa

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arkovilla

derivative of greek "arxi" (start) & cypriot dialect/greek "villos"(dick)
meaning a dick above and before all other dicks, the biggest fattest hardest dick.
literally translated as an "arch-dick"
guy1: u need to pay over 100$ to be able to make use of your 5$ voucher
guy2: pkias'tin arkovilla mou je fa'tin ( grab my giant dick and eat it)
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