7 definitions by Ozsevenzero
Yo, why did you shave of your stupid ass shit whig?.........Man, the doctor said I got this mangy ass scalp condition from some sort of bugs living in my naps....and it might even cause some balding!
by Ozsevenzero February 1, 2008
Basically a Suzuki made to look like an American V-twin motorcycle with one exception: They actually run and are about 1/2 the price. Closely related to the Honda-Davidson and Yamaharley.
"What bank did you rob to buy that sick ass Fatboy?"
"I didn't, it's a Suzuki."
(Laughter and soda spraying out of nose) "What a retard, you bought a fuckin Harlzuki!"
"I didn't, it's a Suzuki."
(Laughter and soda spraying out of nose) "What a retard, you bought a fuckin Harlzuki!"
by Ozsevenzero February 27, 2008
by Ozsevenzero April 21, 2008
An old saying that means that someone has a little black in them somewhere. Skunk refferring to an African American relative and wood pile representing the family tree.
by Ozsevenzero May 24, 2008
A close relative to the Cadillac Escalade, a Freshcalade is a "pimped out version" of said vehicle. Annoying and unnecessary accesories features include, but are not limited to:
-Large Chrome Rims 24" or larger
- Tires with that shit that makes them all oily and shiny
-TV monitors in the mirrors, sun visor, headrest, etc.
-Stupidly loud stereo sytem with over 1000 watts of
obnoxious power
-Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Fendi, Burberry or some other god awful upholstery.
-A ridiculously large and fragrant canister of strawberry
or vanilla car scent that one could smell from two city
blocks away
Generally driven by rappers, dope dealers, pro-athletes, Italians or ignorant suburban white kids who are trying to gain "street cred".
-Large Chrome Rims 24" or larger
- Tires with that shit that makes them all oily and shiny
-TV monitors in the mirrors, sun visor, headrest, etc.
-Stupidly loud stereo sytem with over 1000 watts of
obnoxious power
-Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Fendi, Burberry or some other god awful upholstery.
-A ridiculously large and fragrant canister of strawberry
or vanilla car scent that one could smell from two city
blocks away
Generally driven by rappers, dope dealers, pro-athletes, Italians or ignorant suburban white kids who are trying to gain "street cred".
"Yo, what did Ricky do with all that settlement money?"
"He went out and bought him self a dope new Freshcalade sitting on duece fours son! Your boy is pimped the fuck out."
"Shit, I would a saved a grip of loot and bought a Kia Sedona"
"He went out and bought him self a dope new Freshcalade sitting on duece fours son! Your boy is pimped the fuck out."
"Shit, I would a saved a grip of loot and bought a Kia Sedona"
by Ozsevenzero February 27, 2008
by Ozsevenzero February 7, 2008
That god awful perfume granola heads wear that smells all earthy.....otherwise known as Patchouli. Scent is associated with Dead Heads, dreads and hairy, liberal, college girls. Often mixed with the smell of pot, unwashed feet and incense. Can also be mixed with the exhaust fumes of an old VW bus.
Smell that?....What?.....The aroma of hippie dip. Ya know that earthy, wet dirt smell.......There must be a fucking granola head close by. I can smell that Patchouli shit from a mile away!
by Ozsevenzero February 1, 2008