Definitions by Ozsevenzero
skunk in the wood pile
An old saying that means that someone has a little black in them somewhere. Skunk refferring to an African American relative and wood pile representing the family tree.
skunk in the wood pile by ozsevenzero May 24, 2008
puertoriffic
puertoriffic by ozsevenzero April 22, 2008
Freshcalade
A close relative to the Cadillac Escalade, a Freshcalade is a "pimped out version" of said vehicle. Annoying and unnecessary accesories features include, but are not limited to:
-Large Chrome Rims 24" or larger
- Tires with that shit that makes them all oily and shiny
-TV monitors in the mirrors, sun visor, headrest, etc.
-Stupidly loud stereo sytem with over 1000 watts of
obnoxious power
-Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Fendi, Burberry or some other god awful upholstery.
-A ridiculously large and fragrant canister of strawberry
or vanilla car scent that one could smell from two city
blocks away
Generally driven by rappers, dope dealers, pro-athletes, Italians or ignorant suburban white kids who are trying to gain "street cred".
-Large Chrome Rims 24" or larger
- Tires with that shit that makes them all oily and shiny
-TV monitors in the mirrors, sun visor, headrest, etc.
-Stupidly loud stereo sytem with over 1000 watts of
obnoxious power
-Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Fendi, Burberry or some other god awful upholstery.
-A ridiculously large and fragrant canister of strawberry
or vanilla car scent that one could smell from two city
blocks away
Generally driven by rappers, dope dealers, pro-athletes, Italians or ignorant suburban white kids who are trying to gain "street cred".
"Yo, what did Ricky do with all that settlement money?"
"He went out and bought him self a dope new Freshcalade sitting on duece fours son! Your boy is pimped the fuck out."
"Shit, I would a saved a grip of loot and bought a Kia Sedona"
"He went out and bought him self a dope new Freshcalade sitting on duece fours son! Your boy is pimped the fuck out."
"Shit, I would a saved a grip of loot and bought a Kia Sedona"
Freshcalade by ozsevenzero February 27, 2008
Harlzuki
Basically a Suzuki made to look like an American V-twin motorcycle with one exception: They actually run and are about 1/2 the price. Closely related to the Honda-Davidson and Yamaharley.
"What bank did you rob to buy that sick ass Fatboy?"
"I didn't, it's a Suzuki."
(Laughter and soda spraying out of nose) "What a retard, you bought a fuckin Harlzuki!"
"I didn't, it's a Suzuki."
(Laughter and soda spraying out of nose) "What a retard, you bought a fuckin Harlzuki!"
Harlzuki by ozsevenzero February 27, 2008
meaty seaty
meaty seaty by ozsevenzero February 7, 2008
hippie dip
That god awful perfume granola heads wear that smells all earthy.....otherwise known as Patchouli. Scent is associated with Dead Heads, dreads and hairy, liberal, college girls. Often mixed with the smell of pot, unwashed feet and incense. Can also be mixed with the exhaust fumes of an old VW bus.
Smell that?....What?.....The aroma of hippie dip. Ya know that earthy, wet dirt smell.......There must be a fucking granola head close by. I can smell that Patchouli shit from a mile away!
hippie dip by Ozsevenzero February 1, 2008
shit whig
Yo, why did you shave of your stupid ass shit whig?.........Man, the doctor said I got this mangy ass scalp condition from some sort of bugs living in my naps....and it might even cause some balding!
shit whig by Ozsevenzero February 1, 2008