Definitions by Ozone

keytar 

The absolute coolest way to play the piano. First comes piano, then electric synth, than keytar. 6-year olds complaining about not liking piano lessons: Don't worry you'll be grateful in the future.

My Korg RK-100 keytar is off the hook and all because of the piano lessons I took from the ages of 5 to 13.

keytar by Ozone August 7, 2004

reagan funeral 

A huge waste of American money where big headed dead republican Ronald reagan's 200 pound body was brought from California to DC for three days, they had a corny Christian funeral (where many had a chance to shoot George W. Bush) then brought back to CA where they did the same thing and then he was buried and sent to hell.

My mother was watching the Reagan funeral all week and I missed South Park!

reagan funeral by Ozone June 15, 2004

neeeh 

A word said by someone parodying another. How Landon kids make fun of "nerds"

NEEEH! (refer to pronounciation)

neeeh by Ozone May 16, 2004

Mcdonald's 

Where all the people who defined school as hell go.

"School is terrible" 20 years lada... My life sux I work at Mcdonalds

Mcdonald's by Ozone May 6, 2004

Coal Mines 

Where the people who defined school as hell end up

You know who u are

Coal Mines by Ozone May 6, 2004

shirts

Objects used, typically worn, that inhibit the actions of tanning, pimping, and being totally sweet.

Leddy, Wags, and Thach took their shirts off when some smokin' chicas came by.

shirts by Ozone April 27, 2004