Oz's definitions

buff tings

Sexy, Fit

"Yo blud check her she's buff tings"

by Oz August 7, 2003

grandpa

Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.

Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.

by Oz January 18, 2005

quat

similar to a wad, only not as thick in consistency, and not lumpy, a regular load generally

ahh it was so satisfying to leave a quat behind

by oz May 23, 2003

fell off the back of a truck

A reply generally given by bentnose boys to the law-abiding consumer to convince them goods are legit. Now often used sarcastically to refer to stolen goods.

Lula Mae: This TV is very affordable. It's not stolen is it?
Vinny the Mafioso: Nah, it fell off the back of a truck

by oz November 7, 2003

squonk

similar to a quat, only slightly thicker and faster

i absolutely covered her in squonk, jesus she loved it

by oz May 23, 2003

freecorps

THE man. We all want to have his babies. He is the manliest man ever to walk this earth.

Exactly my fucking point, stated by the fucking man himself, Freecorps.
-SniperNinja

by Oz September 28, 2004

Anarchy

Idealist politcal concept with not a hope in hell of ever working.

So, now we're all equal we'd better start... oh shit, we can't make any decisions because our philiosophy is fundamentally flawed!

by Oz July 14, 2003