Electric Rod

When a hooker stun guns you in the dick after you refuse to pay her.

Nurse:How did you get these burns sir?
Patient: The hooker was charging too much so i didn't pay. She gave me an Electric Rod.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 07, 2010

Cacky Sack

A game/punishment similar to hacky sack. The Sack of a man is removed swiftly then stitched crudely with a bone needle or bobby pin, then rolled in a protective liquid to keep the sack from leaking and falling apart after dried by the sun.

Today in PE, Christian made a basket with our Cacky Sack, then so did Julian.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat September 29, 2010

Wrecking Balls

When you hit your genitals in the masturbating process.

I had wrecking balls last night :(

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 07, 2010

Horse Head

When a woman gives head so bad that it feels like sandpaper and worms.

We were at a stoplight right, and she went down, and i had to tell her to stop. After i told her she was giving horse head, she got out and found a tool in less then 6.29 minutes.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 01, 2010

Maraca Fart

When you fart so hard the shit in your anus rattles like a Mexican fiesta.

I can't workout because i have the Maraca Farts.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 07, 2010

Meatspin Genocide

When you tile meatspin in different colors on a power point, then project the meatspin at a national epilepsy convention.

Did you hear the man on the news?
No I didn't, what happened?
Meatspin Genocide happened.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 07, 2010

Hammer Head

A person with a head resembling a hammer, usually with no chin.

Did you see that kid back there?
Ya. One ugly ass hammer head chunkard.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 07, 2010