OwlTurtleMeerkat's definitions

Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.

Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Blimp

When a piece of peppering gets inside your dick hole when you pull out of the anus. The penis becomes infected and swells up to chode status.

After a week of backdoor entering, i got a blimp.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Hammer Head

A person with a head resembling a hammer, usually with no chin.

Did you see that kid back there?
Ya. One ugly ass hammer head chunkard.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Wrecking Balls

When you hit your genitals in the masturbating process.

I had wrecking balls last night :(

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Cacky Sack

A game/punishment similar to hacky sack. The Sack of a man is removed swiftly then stitched crudely with a bone needle or bobby pin, then rolled in a protective liquid to keep the sack from leaking and falling apart after dried by the sun.

Today in PE, Christian made a basket with our Cacky Sack, then so did Julian.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat September 29, 2010

Electric Rod

When a hooker stun guns you in the dick after you refuse to pay her.

Nurse:How did you get these burns sir?
Patient: The hooker was charging too much so i didn't pay. She gave me an Electric Rod.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Meatspin Genocide

When you tile meatspin in different colors on a power point, then project the meatspin at a national epilepsy convention.

Did you hear the man on the news?
No I didn't, what happened?
Meatspin Genocide happened.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010