Overstored Milk's definitions

go make yourself a sandwich

To go pass time.

Guy A: God fucking dammit, this is taking forever to load! Watching paint fucking dry is more fucking fun.

Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.

by Overstored Milk October 10, 2014

ftw

Fuck the world.

Man, this city sucks. I expected a VIP table, indoor pool, and a couple of strippers. FTW!

by Overstored Milk July 4, 2014

Walmart

The only place in the world where you can buy guns, ammo, bread, shoes, wedding cakes, bicycle, DVDs, video games, paint, and tents in one store, as well as eat McDonald's/Subway, change your tires, and make an appointment at the bank or eye doctor

Guy 1: What else could possibly be more American than Walmart?

Guy 2: Morbidly obese people

Guy 3: Nah Walmart already has plenty of 'em

by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024

Sunday night

The period of time where most people start on their homework.

*Friday evening*
Person: "I'll start on this science project in a couple of minutes."

*Sunday night*
Person: "This time, I'll start up on my project. Let me just check the time... oh, 10:24 PM."

by Overstored Milk September 2, 2016

VHS murder

When you watch a VHS tape so much, it stops working, and you have to buy another copy of that movie/record another rerun of the episode you're watching.

"He recorded all the PB&J Otter episodes as a kid. One day, he watched this one episode so many times, he committed VHS murder."

by Overstored Milk February 21, 2015

courtesy flush

A flush you perform in the middle of taking a shit so that the bathroom doesn't smell as bad for the next person who walks in, and also so you're less likely to clog the toilet while wiping.

Look if you're gonna take a shit in this house, at least do a courtesy flush

by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024

you

Not me, YOU. Yeah you. You're the one reading this.

What you're doing right now:

1. Looking at this definition.
2. Sitting on a computer chair.
3. Breathing.
4. Moving a muscle.
5. You're either going to look at another definition, or close this tab.

by Overstored Milk June 19, 2014