A flush you perform in the middle of taking a shit so that the bathroom doesn't smell as bad for the next person who walks in, and also so you're less likely to clog the toilet while wiping.
by Overstored Milk March 08, 2024
A feature in Google Chrome that allows you to privately browse the Internet. It does not record the websites you've visited, cookies, etc, making it good for watching porn.
Clay: "Joe has been away for half an hour now."
Ivan: "Oh, he's using incognito mode so he can jack off."
Ivan: "Oh, he's using incognito mode so he can jack off."
by Overstored Milk January 20, 2016
Someone has become so angry that it's becoming out of control, they're impossible to calm down. So, one says they should "calm their tits".
Tammy: You know what I really think of you?
Jon: What?
Tammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY, ATROCIOUS, ROTTEN, DECOMPOSING, NASTY, MENSTRUAL RAG!! YOU SUCK BITCH!!! YOU SUCK!!!! GO TO HELL AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOY!!! GO GET MUTILATED AND EATEN ALIVE AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING BUM!!! YOU FUCKING SLUMLORD!!! EAT MY SHIT AND SUFFOCATE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!!
Jon: Calm your tits already, Jesus!
Jon: What?
Tammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY, ATROCIOUS, ROTTEN, DECOMPOSING, NASTY, MENSTRUAL RAG!! YOU SUCK BITCH!!! YOU SUCK!!!! GO TO HELL AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOY!!! GO GET MUTILATED AND EATEN ALIVE AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING BUM!!! YOU FUCKING SLUMLORD!!! EAT MY SHIT AND SUFFOCATE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!!
Jon: Calm your tits already, Jesus!
by Overstored Milk October 20, 2014
Guy A: God fucking dammit, this is taking forever to load! Watching paint fucking dry is more fucking fun.
Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.
Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.
by Overstored Milk October 10, 2014
*Friday evening*
Person: "I'll start on this science project in a couple of minutes."
*Sunday night*
Person: "This time, I'll start up on my project. Let me just check the time... oh, 10:24 PM."
Person: "I'll start on this science project in a couple of minutes."
*Sunday night*
Person: "This time, I'll start up on my project. Let me just check the time... oh, 10:24 PM."
by Overstored Milk September 03, 2016
When you watch a VHS tape so much, it stops working, and you have to buy another copy of that movie/record another rerun of the episode you're watching.
"He recorded all the PB&J Otter episodes as a kid. One day, he watched this one episode so many times, he committed VHS murder."
by Overstored Milk February 22, 2015
"He will have to wear a helmet whenever he's in the bus; he has kpop."
"Dude, you play Fortnite? That's so kpop."
"Dude, you play Fortnite? That's so kpop."
by Overstored Milk May 01, 2020