Overstored Milk's definitions

you

Not me, YOU. Yeah you. You're the one reading this.

What you're doing right now:

1. Looking at this definition.
2. Sitting on a computer chair.
3. Breathing.
4. Moving a muscle.
5. You're either going to look at another definition, or close this tab.

by Overstored Milk June 19, 2014

incognito mode

A feature in Google Chrome that allows you to privately browse the Internet. It does not record the websites you've visited, cookies, etc, making it good for watching porn.

Clay: "Joe has been away for half an hour now."
Ivan: "Oh, he's using incognito mode so he can jack off."

by Overstored Milk May 1, 2016

VHS murder

When you watch a VHS tape so much, it stops working, and you have to buy another copy of that movie/record another rerun of the episode you're watching.

"He recorded all the PB&J Otter episodes as a kid. One day, he watched this one episode so many times, he committed VHS murder."

by Overstored Milk February 21, 2015

courtesy flush

A flush you perform in the middle of taking a shit so that the bathroom doesn't smell as bad for the next person who walks in, and also so you're less likely to clog the toilet while wiping.

Look if you're gonna take a shit in this house, at least do a courtesy flush

by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024

Walmart

The only place in the world where you can buy guns, ammo, bread, shoes, wedding cakes, bicycle, DVDs, video games, paint, and tents in one store, as well as eat McDonald's/Subway, change your tires, and make an appointment at the bank or eye doctor

Guy 1: What else could possibly be more American than Walmart?

Guy 2: Morbidly obese people

Guy 3: Nah Walmart already has plenty of 'em

by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024

fungry

Fucking hungry, very hungry, really hungry, or extremely hungry.

"I'm fungry, nothing to eat in this crap house."

by Overstored Milk June 11, 2014

God Donut

"God donut" is a censored way to say "God damn it!". Best known for being in iPhone autocorrects.

Zach: God donut, this ducking phone won't let me ducking cuss!
Abby: I know we're mad at each other and all, but this is way too funny!
Zach: Shut the duck up, you ducking shut head. Know what? Screw this. See you in bell, you ditch. Bye.

by Overstored Milk August 7, 2014