Overstored Milk's definitions

munchies

Hungry after smoking some weed. It is most likely the stoner will eat junk food.
You're actually not really hungry. It's like you haven't ate something for a long time, let's say a month.

So basically, it's a type of effect after smoking marijuana.

Nathan: I've had some serious munchies last night. I had some chicken, watermelon, burgers, pizza, mashed potatoes, bacon, shrimp, Onions, tomatoes, chili, soup, lettuce, nuts, Arby's, beef stew, burgers, instant noodles, cakes, pastries, biscuits and bread.

Trevor: Food is like a drug, and... you're an addict.

by Overstored Milk July 10, 2014

incognito mode

A feature in Google Chrome that allows you to privately browse the Internet. It does not record the websites you've visited, cookies, etc, making it good for watching porn.

Clay: "Joe has been away for half an hour now."
Ivan: "Oh, he's using incognito mode so he can jack off."

by Overstored Milk May 1, 2016

go make yourself a sandwich

To go pass time.

Guy A: God fucking dammit, this is taking forever to load! Watching paint fucking dry is more fucking fun.

Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.

by Overstored Milk October 10, 2014

WTF

1) What the fuck
2) Where the fuck
3) Who the fuck

1) WTF are you doing up at 4:00 in the morning?
2) WTF is the party going to be at?
3) Alright, WTF ate the last piece of pizza?

by Overstored Milk June 11, 2014

calm your tits

Someone has become so angry that it's becoming out of control, they're impossible to calm down. So, one says they should "calm their tits".

Tammy: You know what I really think of you?

Jon: What?

Tammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY, ATROCIOUS, ROTTEN, DECOMPOSING, NASTY, MENSTRUAL RAG!! YOU SUCK BITCH!!! YOU SUCK!!!! GO TO HELL AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOY!!! GO GET MUTILATED AND EATEN ALIVE AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING BUM!!! YOU FUCKING SLUMLORD!!! EAT MY SHIT AND SUFFOCATE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!!

Jon: Calm your tits already, Jesus!

by Overstored Milk October 19, 2014

you and what army

A phrase that responds to a threat by implying that the threat is a weak one.

Billy: Our team is going to slaughter your team.
Nick: Yeah? You and what army?

by Overstored Milk June 11, 2014

courtesy flush

A flush you perform in the middle of taking a shit so that the bathroom doesn't smell as bad for the next person who walks in, and also so you're less likely to clog the toilet while wiping.

Look if you're gonna take a shit in this house, at least do a courtesy flush

by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024