autoclave tape

A type of adhesive tape used in sterilization processes, particularly in autoclaves.

If you’re in a autoclave, stay clam and die, because you’re too lazy to rip off the autoclave tape.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Arctic Sun medical device

A non-invasive targeted temperature management system.

The hell is even an Arctic Sun medical device.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

autoclave

A device used in various industries, including healthcare and laboratories, to sterilize equipment and materials by subjecting them to high-pressure steam at a specific temperature.

Using an autoclave is the best way to kill bacteria. The pressure might pop your eyes out and your skin might melt, but it is still better than hand sanitizer.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

bubble oxygenator

A medical device used during cardiac surgery or extracorporeal membrane oxygenation procedures to oxygenate and remove carbon dioxide from a patient’s blood.

I thought the bubble oxygenator is for the lungs.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Bodok seal

a specialized washer that ensures a gas-tight seal between the cylinder yoke or regulator of an anaesthetic machine or any medical device requiring a gas supply, and a gas cylinder.

If only a Bodok seal was a real seal and not just some washer for medical purposes.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

analytical nebulizer

A device used in analytical chemistry and scientific research to convert a liquid sample into a fine aerosol or mist of droplets. Also, it is used for medical purposes for some reason.

Man 1: Analytical nebulizer is ready to go!
Surgeon 1: You just burned down a hospital.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Biophone

A combination voice and telemetry radio communications system used in the 1970s and '80s by paramedics to talk to the physicians supervising them from a hospital base station.

The Biophone, call people biologically.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023