Muammar Gaddafi

The former dictator of Libya, whose name is incredibly hard to spell.

Bob: "Hey Larry, how do you spell Muammar Gaddafi?"

Larry: "I think it's E-V-I-L B-A-S-T-A-R-D."

by Oscar MacGorden January 09, 2012

gold standard

The world's worst monetary instrument, that Ron Paul and his supporters want us to return to, for reasons unknown.

The gold standard caused a huge collapse in the money supply, restricted monetary policy, caused enormous deflation, and exacerbated the problems of the Great Depression.

by Oscar MacGorden April 27, 2012

killed

To perform a great show.

Dave's act killed, and he got a standing ovation.

by Oscar MacGorden May 16, 2012

Moving to Canada

Something American liberals threaten to do when some right-wing nutjob looks like they could become the President.

"If that crazy bastard Rick Santorum becomes President, I'm moving to Canada."

by Oscar MacGorden June 11, 2012

Osama bin Laden

The man America spent 10 years, and 500 billion dollars trying to find, in Afghanistan. He was eventually killed, in Pakistan.

Osama bin Laden has been killed.

by Oscar MacGorden February 22, 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen

A phrase used to formally address any group of people. Effectively eliminates the meaning behind the terms, "ladies," and "gentlemen."

Geometry Teacher: Ladies and gentlemen, we shall now explore ways to prove triangles are congruent.

Lady: Boring! Geometry sucks! I hate math!

Gentleman: Yeah, can we have free time instead?

by Oscar MacGorden May 27, 2012