Muammar Gaddafi

The former dictator of Libya, whose name is incredibly hard to spell.

Bob: "Hey Larry, how do you spell Muammar Gaddafi?"

Larry: "I think it's E-V-I-L B-A-S-T-A-R-D."

by Oscar MacGorden January 09, 2012

George Bush

An influential politician in the Cheney administration.

George Bush: "I believe that the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

by Oscar MacGorden January 17, 2012

Commonism

J. Edgar Hoover's pronunciation of communism.

"Senator, I think that commonism is as serious a menace to the United States as it ever was if not more so."

by Oscar MacGorden January 27, 2012

killed

To perform a great show.

Dave's act killed, and he got a standing ovation.

by Oscar MacGorden February 27, 2012

gold standard

The world's worst monetary instrument, that Ron Paul and his supporters want us to return to, for reasons unknown.

The gold standard caused a huge collapse in the money supply, restricted monetary policy, caused enormous deflation, and exacerbated the problems of the Great Depression.

by Oscar MacGorden February 21, 2012

flashed

(magic) To inadvertently show how you did a trick.

Dave inadvertently flashed his potatoes before he lifted the cups, so his audience wasn't surprised when he made them appear.

by Oscar MacGorden February 27, 2012