Ornery Gorrilla's definitions
Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015
Get the The Great Cans Of No Returnmug. A real bad ass trump supporter who doesn't give a shit what you think and will let you know it. Whether you wanted to know or not.
Person 1: Did I ask you if I wanted to know?
Person 2: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DID OR NOT! I'M A TRUMPALORIAN!
Person 2: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DID OR NOT! I'M A TRUMPALORIAN!
by Ornery Gorrilla June 10, 2022
Get the Trumpalorianmug. A rare specialized disease that can be diagnosed if caught early at birth. This disease determines the level of immunity against fucks to give and makes it to where said person diagnosed with unable to give any fucks at all and it's incurable.
Safetyman: You see this bucket beside me? This is a bucket of fucks.You understand? Special ordered from home Depot. If you can't find a duck to give on this job site, you can come get one out if this bucket. Ricky I'm placeing you in charge of getting these fuck across the job site. You understand what I'm telling you?
Ricky: Awe naw that ain't my job tile and to be fair when I was born I was diagnosed with a special disease called antifuckosis. Which made me unable to ever give a fuck. Which I don't know why I would try and start now?
Ricky: Awe naw that ain't my job tile and to be fair when I was born I was diagnosed with a special disease called antifuckosis. Which made me unable to ever give a fuck. Which I don't know why I would try and start now?
by Ornery Gorrilla October 7, 2021
Get the antifuckosismug. Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
Get the Critical Whup-assmug. A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015
Get the Epic Turdmug. The feeling someone gets when something good or bad is about to happen. Or like when a battle is about to take place and every one gets real quiet right before the order is give to charge. It's a feeling that in and of itself is neither positive or negative. It's the defense mechanism that prepares us for what ever may come our way.
It's at the moment of anticipation, we all must make that hard decision to do or die.
anticipate moment
anticipate moment
by Ornery Gorrilla September 15, 2016
Get the The Moment of Anticipationmug. The theory of Whup-ass Dynamics:
Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.
It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.
The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.
It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.
The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Today in the school of hard knocks I learned about Whup-ass Dynamics. It's the theory of how and why whup-ass occurs and what would happen if one was to become involved with it.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
Get the Whup-ass Dynamicsmug.