Ornery Gorrilla's definitions
The theory of Whup-ass Dynamics:
Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.
It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.
The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.
It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.
The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Today in the school of hard knocks I learned about Whup-ass Dynamics. It's the theory of how and why whup-ass occurs and what would happen if one was to become involved with it.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
Get the Whup-ass Dynamicsmug. A real bad ass trump supporter who doesn't give a shit what you think and will let you know it. Whether you wanted to know or not.
Person 1: Did I ask you if I wanted to know about Donald J. Trump?
Person 2: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DID OR NOT! I'M A TRUMPALORIAN!
Person 2: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DID OR NOT! I'M A TRUMPALORIAN!
by Ornery Gorrilla June 7, 2022
Get the Trumpalorianmug. A can of whup-ass so powerful that once the can opener unleashes it's fury, they themselves will black-out and have no memory of what just happened.
Guy1 Coming to from blacking-out Dude, what just happen?
Guy1's friend: Man you just opened up Whupasspocalypse on those guys!
Guy1's friend: Man you just opened up Whupasspocalypse on those guys!
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
Get the Whupasspocalypsemug. Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
Get the Critical Whup-assmug. The moment in a fight when an opponent lands a decisive blow that stuns the other opponent almost to the point of being knocked out At that point any other blow land won't be felt much at all.
by Ornery Gorrilla September 19, 2016
Get the Mercy Lickmug. by Ornery Gorrilla October 27, 2014
Get the Billy whippedmug. Specially weaponized gorrillas that are dispached when a target has been "picked" for disposal. Also when a war has been declaired, they can be dsipatched to cause utter mayhem. Be warned if you ever hear war gorrillas being sent to your location, your best bet is to pack up and leave immediately!
by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016
Get the War Gorrillasmug.