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The Great Cans Of No Return

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.
The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!
by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015
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Whup-ass Dynamics

The theory of Whup-ass Dynamics:

Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.

It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.

The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Today in the school of hard knocks I learned about Whup-ass Dynamics. It's the theory of how and why whup-ass occurs and what would happen if one was to become involved with it.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
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Whupasspocalypse

A can of whup-ass so powerful that once the can opener unleashes it's fury, they themselves will black-out and have no memory of what just happened.
Guy1 Coming to from blacking-out Dude, what just happen?

Guy1's friend: Man you just opened up Whupasspocalypse on those guys!
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
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Preempted

To get the upper hand in a matter that's critical to a situation.
I'm glad we preempted before things got out of hand!
by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016
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Mercy Lick

The moment in a fight when an opponent lands a decisive blow that stuns the other opponent almost to the point of being knocked out At that point any other blow land won't be felt much at all.
Dude! Did you see that mercy lick?! That guy did feel a thing!
by Ornery Gorrilla September 19, 2016
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Epic Turd

A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.
Guy1 Dude, That's one Epic Turd!

Guy2 I know! It hurt like hell and I think it blew out my rectum!
by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015
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The Moment of Anticipation

The feeling someone gets when something good or bad is about to happen. Or like when a battle is about to take place and every one gets real quiet right before the order is give to charge. It's a feeling that in and of itself is neither positive or negative. It's the defense mechanism that prepares us for what ever may come our way.
It's at the moment of anticipation, we all must make that hard decision to do or die.

anticipate moment
by Ornery Gorrilla September 15, 2016
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