Ornery Gorrilla's definitions

Legendary Whup-ass

The annihilation of a country with only 100 super bad-asses taking on 100,000 to 1.5 million people in only 3 days time. Make no mistake about this. The wake of death and destruction would be so devastating that it would take many years for said country to rebuild. That's only if those left alive at that time are still sane enough to do so.

Legendary whup-ass should never be used in a sentence.

by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015

Asass'nated

To be brutally and verbally put down by unknown opponent of which you were completely unaware of.

Today, I was on a roll giving everyone the business until I was Asass'nated out of nowhere by this little kid.

by Ornery Gorrilla June 10, 2022

The Great Cans Of No Return

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.

The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015

Gorrillas 'R' Us

Gorrilla mercenary group for hire. They are ruthless maniacs who sole purpose is to seek out and destroy any person, place or thing when hired and paid to do so. They are known for their War Gorrillas strike force. Once dispatched they will not stop until all picked person(s), Place(s), and/or thing(s) have been utterly distroyed.Their slogan is, "You pick'em we git'em. It doesn't matter the count!" And if you prank them they'll pick you instead!

Guy1: Don't prank call Gorrillas 'R' Us! Once they dispatch their War Gorrillas there's no going back!

Guy 2: Because why?

Guy 1: Because, Once someone thought it would be a great idea to prank call them. It goes without saying, that person is no longer around.

by Ornery Gorrilla November 13, 2016

Trumpalorian

A real bad ass trump supporter who doesn't give a shit what you think and will let you know it. Whether you wanted to know or not.

Person 1: Did I ask you if I wanted to know about Donald J. Trump?

Person 2: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DID OR NOT! I'M A TRUMPALORIAN!

by Ornery Gorrilla June 7, 2022

Trumpalorian

A real bad ass trump supporter who doesn't give a shit what you think and will let you know it. Whether you wanted to know or not.

Person 1: Did I ask you if I wanted to know?

Person 2: IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU DID OR NOT! I'M A TRUMPALORIAN!

by Ornery Gorrilla June 10, 2022

Epic Turd

A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.

Guy1 Dude, That's one Epic Turd!

Guy2 I know! It hurt like hell and I think it blew out my rectum!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015