Ornery Gorrilla's definitions

Trump-empted

The day when Donald J. Trump was Elected President of The United States and began the momentum of take action in order to prevent Democrats from destroying America.

Whew! We avoided disaster! Glad we Trump-empted in the election!

by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016

Billy whipped

To be beat unmercifully senseless.

Mike billy whipped John senseless.

by Ornery Gorrilla October 27, 2014

Asass'nated

To be brutally and verbally put down by unknown opponent of which you were completely unaware of.

Today, I was on a roll giving everyone the business until I was Asass'nated out of nowhere by this little kid.

by Ornery Gorrilla June 10, 2022

Epic Whup-ass

Epic Whup-ass

An opened can of whup-ass so bad ass that the receiver of said whup-ass is left in a death like comatose state for an unspecified amount of time. Usually this type of whup-ass doesn't last very long but has lasting effects for a long time.

Dude, You opened up some Epic Whup-ass on those guys!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015

War Gorrillas

Specially weaponized gorrillas that are dispached when a target has been "picked" for disposal. Also when a war has been declaired, they can be dsipatched to cause utter mayhem. Be warned if you ever hear war gorrillas being sent to your location, your best bet is to pack up and leave immediately!

Thank you for contacting us! War Gorrillas are being dispatched to your location. Please stand by.

by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016

Epic Turd

A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.

Guy1 Dude, That's one Epic Turd!

Guy2 I know! It hurt like hell and I think it blew out my rectum!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015

The Moment of Anticipation

The feeling someone gets when something good or bad is about to happen. Or like when a battle is about to take place and every one gets real quiet right before the order is give to charge. It's a feeling that in and of itself is neither positive or negative. It's the defense mechanism that prepares us for what ever may come our way.

It's at the moment of anticipation, we all must make that hard decision to do or die.

anticipate moment

by Ornery Gorrilla September 15, 2016