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Whup-ass Dynamics

The theory of Whup-ass Dynamics:

Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.

It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.

The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Today in the school of hard knocks I learned about Whup-ass Dynamics. It's the theory of how and why whup-ass occurs and what would happen if one was to become involved with it.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
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Preempted

To get the upper hand in a matter that's critical to a situation.
I'm glad we preempted before things got out of hand!
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Critical Whup-ass

Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.
"If I hadn't of stepped in to stop Joe, Critical Whup-ass might of occurred."
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
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War Gorrillas

Specially weaponized gorrillas that are dispached when a target has been "picked" for disposal. Also when a war has been declaired, they can be dsipatched to cause utter mayhem. Be warned if you ever hear war gorrillas being sent to your location, your best bet is to pack up and leave immediately!
Thank you for contacting us! War Gorrillas are being dispatched to your location. Please stand by.
by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016
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Trump-empted

The day when Donald J. Trump was Elected President of The United States and began the momentum of take action in order to prevent Democrats from destroying America.
Whew! We avoided disaster! Glad we Trump-empted in the election!
by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016
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The Moment of Anticipation

The feeling someone gets when something good or bad is about to happen. Or like when a battle is about to take place and every one gets real quiet right before the order is give to charge. It's a feeling that in and of itself is neither positive or negative. It's the defense mechanism that prepares us for what ever may come our way.
It's at the moment of anticipation, we all must make that hard decision to do or die.

anticipate moment
by Ornery Gorrilla September 15, 2016
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Epic Turd

A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.
Guy1 Dude, That's one Epic Turd!

Guy2 I know! It hurt like hell and I think it blew out my rectum!
by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015
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