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The theory of Whup-ass Dynamics:
Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.
It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.
The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.
It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.
The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Today in the school of hard knocks I learned about Whup-ass Dynamics. It's the theory of how and why whup-ass occurs and what would happen if one was to become involved with it.
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