Definitions by Ornery Gorrilla

War Gorrillas 

Specially weaponized gorrillas that are dispached when a target has been "picked" for disposal. Also when a war has been declaired, they can be dsipatched to cause utter mayhem. Be warned if you ever hear war gorrillas being sent to your location, your best bet is to pack up and leave immediately!

Thank you for contacting us! War Gorrillas are being dispatched to your location. Please stand by.

War Gorrillas by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016

Mercy Lick

The moment in a fight when an opponent lands a decisive blow that stuns the other opponent almost to the point of being knocked out At that point any other blow land won't be felt much at all.

Dude! Did you see that mercy lick?! That guy did feel a thing!

Mercy Lick by Ornery Gorrilla September 19, 2016

The Moment of Anticipation 

The feeling someone gets when something good or bad is about to happen. Or like when a battle is about to take place and every one gets real quiet right before the order is give to charge. It's a feeling that in and of itself is neither positive or negative. It's the defense mechanism that prepares us for what ever may come our way.

It's at the moment of anticipation, we all must make that hard decision to do or die.

anticipate moment

The Moment of Anticipation by Ornery Gorrilla September 15, 2016

The Great Cans Of No Return 

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.

The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!

The Great Cans Of No Return by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015

Epic Turd 

A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.

Guy1 Dude, That's one Epic Turd!

Guy2 I know! It hurt like hell and I think it blew out my rectum!

Epic Turd by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015

Epic Whup-ass 

Epic Whup-ass

An opened can of whup-ass so bad ass that the receiver of said whup-ass is left in a death like comatose state for an unspecified amount of time. Usually this type of whup-ass doesn't last very long but has lasting effects for a long time.

Dude, You opened up some Epic Whup-ass on those guys!

Epic Whup-ass by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015

Legendary Whup-ass 

The annihilation of a country with only 100 super bad-asses taking on 100,000 to 1.5 million people in only 3 days time. Make no mistake about this. The wake of death and destruction would be so devastating that it would take many years for said country to rebuild. That's only if those left alive at that time are still sane enough to do so.

Legendary whup-ass should never be used in a sentence.

Legendary Whup-ass by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015