Orlando State's definitions

kuzahn

(noun, pronounced: Ku'-zawn); Either by birth, blood or association, these people are your family. A modern etymology of outdated term, cousin. A parental figure can never be your kuzahn.

I was kicking it all day with my kuzahn Jojo & his girl Jeena; that party was lit

by Orlando State July 18, 2019

SuperFoodZ

Any superfood, which tastes astronomically amazinger, when consumed when high. Twinkies, Ho-Hos, & the likes are also considered SuperFoodz.

I was snackin on some SuperFoodZ, when this Ho starts with the drama; put a hard end to the high timeZ.

by Orlando State January 16, 2019

HAF

Happy Artist Friday. Similar to how there is TGIF, which everyone KnOws its stands for Thank God Its Friday; or also tickling genetalia is fun, there exists HAF - Happy Artist Friday. A day to celebrate performing artists, Happy Artist Friday aims at highlighting artists with a simple plan. When Itz Friday,

* U educate yourself on the artist (google, wiki, discography, etc)
* U stream their music all day long
* B happy

Hey stoner girl, letz jam the dub proof on this HAF.

by Orlando State January 3, 2019

FortShite

An epic dump; a colossal sized excrement of feces.

After a beer and wings night, its time for a FortShite.

by Orlando State May 17, 2018

/

In SMS messaging / represents a universal punctuation mark ..:: an implied punctuation mark / it iZ used whichever way the sender wishes to express / anywhere & everywhere ({period| / comma / questionmark / exclamation / colon ) It can never be used as a semi-colon because one-half of an ahole doesn't exist / sometimes, aKa fwd Zlash

He was able to dwart the argument by punctuating it with / fwd Zlash

by Orlando State January 25, 2018

Adondelestamy

Adondelestamy (pronounced - Ah-don-dei-less-to-me) is the scientific condition know where your body begins Copernicus Metamorphosis, sometimes called - "nicuh-sis", which starts the dilation of the ocular capillaries, encouraging the blood flow through the eyes and effectively causing red eyes.

In 99.97% of the cases, Delta-9-Tetrahydrocannabinol, bka "THC" was proven to temporarily provide relief and a long term cure for this devastating disease.

I thought I had the pink eye, but my doctor confirmed my worst suspicions, I have level-2 Adondelestamy.

by Orlando State February 2, 2017