Definitions by Orion

click here 

an innocent message that regretably will attract most people to click on the location designated by the "click here" sign. works every time.

click here

no, here

click here by Orion January 15, 2004

matrix 

a massive computer program used in a movie of the same title, serving the purpose of controlling the human race, ironically not that far from the truth...

"Hey, you think we're in a matrix?"
"Shut up! The highway scene's almost on again! SHHHH!"

matrix by Orion January 15, 2004

starbucks

a plan thought up by some idiot (see George Bush) that actually worked, eventually attempting to result in world domination. (see Borg)

"they're not actually a Starbucks, they just sell their coffee, so it's not really a Starbucks!" (Somewhere in Alaska)

starbucks by Orion January 15, 2004

90 

an abbreviation for a unit of speed, the real speed everyone is traveling on the 75-mph highway.

"Woah! He's goin like, 90!"
"Um, we're goin 90 too..."

90 by Orion January 15, 2004

ti-89 

a secret organization only known by those who have a calculator of the same name. While other math students fumble with equations, the TI-89er relaxes as s/he's just used the solve() function. And as all the other dumbasses observe, s/he simple responds "TI-89," and other students will simply cower and look elsewhere.

Oh, the TI-89's? Well, if I told you I'd have to kill you.

ti-89 by Orion January 15, 2004

Icesong 

Icesong was a player from Earth and Beyond, who's dark sense of humor got him banned.

However some people say they've seen him flying around as of late, could Icesong return to Earth and Beyond? One thing is certain, if he ever came back the Nazis would vanish forever. In Icesong we trust.

Icesong by Orion November 18, 2003

Chimp 

1. (noun): an anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of equatorial Africa that is smaller and more arboreal than the gorilla

2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)

1. The chimp is smarter than The President.

2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.

Chimp by orion October 6, 2003