Definitions by Oracle

rhubarb 

Complete and utter bollocks.

"Stop talking rhubarb"

rhubarb by oracle March 12, 2004

jago 

Abbrev. of jobs a good'un.

Then i found a tenner! jago

jago by oracle March 12, 2004

cop the needle 

To become annoyed.

Im gonna cop the needle in a minute!

cop the needle by oracle March 12, 2004

superkings 

Brand of extra large cigarette.

"20 superkings please"

superkings by oracle March 12, 2004

thames house

Either of the buildings in London used by MI5 and MI6, the 'Secret services' in UK. Conveniently marked on all street maps for convenience of terrorism.

"Ive got a job in Thames House"...pauses..."Oh shit. Ive got to kill you now.."

thames house by oracle March 12, 2004

xfm 

xfm is alive and well in London on 104.9! ive got it on now!

This is Richard Bacon on XFM..

xfm by oracle March 12, 2004

sexed up 

Something which happens to sensitive MI5 documents (especially WMD dossiers) and gets endlessly discussed afterwards.

BBC news: "Dossier sexed up blah blah..."
Tony Blair: "Im going to get Lord Hutton to publish a report damning the BBC in order to turn it into my political mouthpiece! Hoorah!"

sexed up by oracle March 12, 2004