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Jacob: I wish people would stop abusing welfare
Jesse: So your saying all people who use welfare automatically will abuse it?
Jacob: Obviously not Jesse... Stop assumptacking me...
Jesse: So then exactly what are you saying?
Jacob: (sighs) Fine I'll repeat myself: I wish people would stop abusing welfare
Jesse: Oh so just because there poor and need welfare means they want to make other people suffer right?
Narrator: Jesse thinks he is making a point by being very assumptive and jumping to conclusions. He's really just being a douchebag and trying to make Jacob feel bad for his opinion. He better hope Jacob thinks carefully and doesn't reach for the knife...
Jesse: So your saying all people who use welfare automatically will abuse it?
Jacob: Obviously not Jesse... Stop assumptacking me...
Jesse: So then exactly what are you saying?
Jacob: (sighs) Fine I'll repeat myself: I wish people would stop abusing welfare
Jesse: Oh so just because there poor and need welfare means they want to make other people suffer right?
Narrator: Jesse thinks he is making a point by being very assumptive and jumping to conclusions. He's really just being a douchebag and trying to make Jacob feel bad for his opinion. He better hope Jacob thinks carefully and doesn't reach for the knife...
by Optical_Epilepsy June 5, 2011
Get the assumptacking mug.Proof that Sony is getting desperate, does not have any sort of honor, and can't be original anymore. In case you could not tell, the Playstation Move is nothing more than a Wiimote with a ball on top. It's as close to copyright infringment as you can get.
by Optical_Epilepsy June 5, 2011
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Male High School Dropout: Dang ur hot
Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face Small Waist, Huge Titties, And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Especially my boobs" (exposes breasts which have basic algebra signs tatooed on them)
Male High School Dropout: "D4ts uhh 4n 14gw1dge" (foreign language)
Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face Small Waist, Huge Titties, And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Your not smart enough to deserve any of this, go back to school moron."
Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face Small Waist, Huge Titties, And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Especially my boobs" (exposes breasts which have basic algebra signs tatooed on them)
Male High School Dropout: "D4ts uhh 4n 14gw1dge" (foreign language)
Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face Small Waist, Huge Titties, And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Your not smart enough to deserve any of this, go back to school moron."
by Optical_Epilepsy April 20, 2011
Get the foreign language mug.The act of jumping to conclusions so your right to complain is justified.
This tactic is typically involves deflective arguing and ignoring what the other person has to say.
People who use this tactic will also typically have very low respect for the person they are talking to, as well as having no sense of honor
This tactic is typically involves deflective arguing and ignoring what the other person has to say.
People who use this tactic will also typically have very low respect for the person they are talking to, as well as having no sense of honor
Man: I wish women would stop being so selfish
Women: If your gay that's ok, nobody likes ugly, pathetic, desperate faggots anyway
Man: I'm so tired of women always conjumplaining
Women: If your gonna hit me, do it right now so I can beat you up, or file assault charges if you win the fight
Man: (censored for graphic violence)
Women: If your gay that's ok, nobody likes ugly, pathetic, desperate faggots anyway
Man: I'm so tired of women always conjumplaining
Women: If your gonna hit me, do it right now so I can beat you up, or file assault charges if you win the fight
Man: (censored for graphic violence)
by Optical_Epilepsy May 14, 2011
Get the conjumplaining mug.A man who is good at pretending to respect women, when in reality he thinks she is pointless unless she will have sex. These guys make it difficult for men who foolishly think respecting women is the way to her heart.
Unfortunately, this is the type of person women are attracted to the most
Not to be confused with jerk or misogynist as these men don't pretend to respect women, and tend to glamorize the concept of disrespecting women.
This is the leading cause of gold diggers, materialism and misandry
Unfortunately, this is the type of person women are attracted to the most
Not to be confused with jerk or misogynist as these men don't pretend to respect women, and tend to glamorize the concept of disrespecting women.
This is the leading cause of gold diggers, materialism and misandry
Any musician who brags about how much money he has or will spend on a girl is likely a pseudo-phylogynist because it's not necessary to do so if all you want is a relationship
The song Whatever U Like by T.I. is a great example
The song Whatever U Like by T.I. is a great example
by Optical_Epilepsy April 3, 2011
Get the pseudo-phylogynist mug.The people we hate when we are breaking the law, but the people we love when the wrong people go crazy.
I hate cops when I get pulled over, but love cops when im at the mall and some crazy guy is killing people with an AK-47
by Optical_Epilepsy May 13, 2011
Get the cops mug.This is a test performed on somebody who is not replying to your text messages or has broken the 24 hour reply rule.
The test is to wait a MINIMUM OF 168 HOURS (this is very important) after the last time you sent them a text, and then send them a very universal conversation starter.
If they break the 24 hour reply rule again, then you have proven that they do not want to text you. That's because the chance of them coincidentally not having 15 seconds of time to reply to your text in 2 24 hour periods that are a week apart (assuming they have access and service to their phone) is less than 1 in a billion.
The only possible way this can be the case is if their phone is physically removed from their possession or destroyed. Although this is quite possible, if you keep in touch with the person through other means (facebook, myspace, or especially a face to face conversation) you can find out for sure.
The test is to wait a MINIMUM OF 168 HOURS (this is very important) after the last time you sent them a text, and then send them a very universal conversation starter.
If they break the 24 hour reply rule again, then you have proven that they do not want to text you. That's because the chance of them coincidentally not having 15 seconds of time to reply to your text in 2 24 hour periods that are a week apart (assuming they have access and service to their phone) is less than 1 in a billion.
The only possible way this can be the case is if their phone is physically removed from their possession or destroyed. Although this is quite possible, if you keep in touch with the person through other means (facebook, myspace, or especially a face to face conversation) you can find out for sure.
Peter: Damn this girl ain't texting me back, wow
Steve: Has it been 24 hours since you last texted her?
Peter: Yea, why?
Steve: Do the 7 day reply test, wait a week and send her a conversation starter if she doesn't reply 24 hours after that then her phone must be lost/stolen/broken or she ain't tryna text you
Steve: Has it been 24 hours since you last texted her?
Peter: Yea, why?
Steve: Do the 7 day reply test, wait a week and send her a conversation starter if she doesn't reply 24 hours after that then her phone must be lost/stolen/broken or she ain't tryna text you
by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010
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