by Oprah March 13, 2005
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by Oprah February 21, 2003
Get the Pill mug.A piece of fecal matter (or log) that is of exquisitely generous dimensions. Such robust specimens are the bane of low-flow toilets the world over.
The megalog I had been composing for 42 minutes not only plugged the toilet drain, it also pierced the surface a good 4 inches.
by Oprah March 11, 2003
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Get the panty mug.The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.
Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from Dr. Phil: I yell at them and tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their fault.
by Oprah March 11, 2003
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by Oprah February 21, 2003
Get the Beefy mug.To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one's significant other/sex partner.
My roomate is gonna sexile me on Valentine's Day so that he and Yolanda can have their hot monkey sex in our room.
by Oprah February 25, 2003
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