Oprah's definitions

log

1) A journal or diary
2) Slang for fecal matter, especially of the long, cylindrical variety

1) After a stressful day, I enjoy sitting down and letting all my anxiety out through my log.
2) My day is never complete until I have pondered life's great mysteries while producing my log.

by Oprah March 11, 2003

anal

What to avoid in prison.

After dropping my soap, I just let it be so as not to incite an anal rampage.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

SNL

Was once ONE OF THE GREATEST sketch comedy shows (Monty Python, anyone?) until great performers like Phil Hartman, Mike Meyers, and Dana Carvey left along with all the writers who actually knew what irreverent humor was all about.

I love watching old SNL re-runs on Comedy Central, but that new SNL shit is just sad and depressingly un-funny. I think I'm gonna shoot myself now.

by Oprah February 25, 2003

cock

A male chicken. Rooster.

My prize-winning cock left all the judges and chicks at the annual Cock Festival in awe.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

orgasm

The meaning of life.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

panty

(noun) An emasculated male; wuss.

Quit being such a panty and ask that bitch out already.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

megalog

A piece of fecal matter (or log) that is of exquisitely generous dimensions. Such robust specimens are the bane of low-flow toilets the world over.

The megalog I had been composing for 42 minutes not only plugged the toilet drain, it also pierced the surface a good 4 inches.

by Oprah March 11, 2003