Oopy poop

When you did a poop and you scream ooooopyyyyy dadddyyyyy while on top

Me: agahahahahahshsshus I can’t stop pooping
Bae: ahahahshshs this oopy poop is to much to handle

by Oopy poop December 03, 2021

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3rd of December

Get it someone’s sweater day

I still removed the 3rd of December me in your sweater said it looks better on me than it did you

by Oopy poop December 03, 2021

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Hardofart

When you do a fart but it doesn’t come out as a gas substance it comes out as a solid substance, basically it feels as if you are pushing a baby out from your asshole. You normally get this when you have just had sex the night before although there has been reports of virgins getting it.

jimmy: OUCH
Bobby: what’s wrong Jim
Jimmy: my ass hurts bro
Bobby: oh let me guess you just did a hardofart
Jimmy: yea must of been from Selena

by Oopy poop December 05, 2021

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