Garden Hose

Shove it up your butt.

See that garden hose over there? Turn it on and shove it up your butt.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 08, 2019

Jar

Used to keep your jacking juice. Often hidden under the bed.

"Carlos! What is this!"

Uh oh, it sound like my mom found my Jacking Juice Jar.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson March 31, 2019

Jump Rope

Jump ropes are used when you want to get down a dirty with your gurl Carol. Carol loves to be restrained and she loves rope burn.

Dam Carol, u be looking like a hole snacc, I'mma slide into more than ur dms gurl. Get over here. I'mma get the jump rope.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 08, 2019

Alarm Clock

The biggest gay. Let's start every day by being attacked and annoyed! Yeeeet

Gerald woke to his alarm clock blaring. In frustrating he beat his gurl Carol who was sleeping in the closet because she made herself a toaster strudel and didnt make one for Gerald. What a hoe she is.

Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 11, 2019

Models

They not as hot as you ßß

U R a hawtie. Models got nothing on you gurl.

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 08, 2019

Toothbrush

Used to clean your boyfriends unborn children from your teeth.

Toothbrush: semen sweeper

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 08, 2019