Gerald is 47 years old. He wear leather jackets and mesh pants. He has 3 poorly done tattoos of different animals. He promises hes not gay but I will say he stares at men far more often than females. His side hoe turned main hoe, Carol, is the like of his life. They get along decently well. He has only beat her 6 times so far this week. Gerald is a heroin addict. Carol sticks to meth. They have a good life.
Carol and Gerald live in a house with a meth lab in the basement and attic and on the main floor. They live with Carol's uncle and Gerald's mom. Both have many mental problems. Carol's uncle isn't allowed to be with in 50 feet of a school zone and Gerald's mom has half of her head shaved and it's super glued to her back and elbows. Shes beautiful. <3
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 10, 2019
Carlos is a straight 12 year old man. He has a jacking juice jar under his bed and he plays Roblox unironicaly. Honestly, I wish I could be as cool as that guy. He really is a god. He's a chronic masterbater but it's okay. We except him anyway.
Carlos' has never been so spooked. His mother found his jar of semen under his bed. Oh no. He already knows his mother is going to tell the people in her book club tomorrow. Carlos is only 12 but his quality of life is falling rapidly. Poor Carlos.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 09, 2019
by OnlyTheWorstPerson November 30, 2021
Sea lions are beautiful creatures. However, they lack in grace and class. Much like Gerald, the leather and mesh wearing stud of a man who beats his beyotch Carol and locks her in closets. That's where Disney's Finding Dory got the name for their retarded sea lion. You know, the one with the bucket and the eyebrow. Gerald and Gerald are one in the same. Imagine sea creature, Gerald getting it on with Becky. That would be a sight. What kinky critters. Just like Gerald and Carol. Beautiful.
Gerald the sea lion is a smexy beast. He's got those amazingly dead eyes and an eyebrow that will just make you melt. <3
by OnlyTheWorstPerson November 02, 2019
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 08, 2019
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 08, 2019