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Important

Something or someone who affects the course of events or the nature of things. Someone or something significant, vaulable, and meaningful.
Computerized voice: "Your call is important to us, please stand by, an operator will be with you in a moment...(switches to annoying music)".
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Scarlett

A deep lovely colored red. This is also the name of the main character, Scarlett O'Hara, in the novel 'Gone With the Wind' by Margaret Mitchell.
Today the name Scarlett is raising in popularity due to such actress' as Scarlett Johansson bearing the name.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Married

Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person.

The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Pain and Suffering

What someone experiences when reading some guy’s definition of how much he resents his ex-wife!

Real pain and suffering is what you go though when someone you love dies a horrible and untimely death for example. And when you lose the ability to work or live a normal life because your pain, whether it be physical, emotional, or mental is so great that you cannot function.
Hank drank whiskey to ease the pain and suffering he felt after he lost the person he loved most in life.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Bisexous

Another way of saying someone or something is bisexual.
Bisexous is a real word, I didn't make it up.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Bisexual

A sexual orientation which refers to the aesthetic, romantic, and sexual desire for people of either gender. Often thought to cover the range between the two extremes of homosexuality and heterosexuality on the Kinsey scale. A bisexual is not necessarily attracted to both genders equally; they may very well be more attracted to one gender than the other.

Just remember, appearances can be deceiving. Someone you think looks straight may not be; likewise someone who to you looks gay, maybe bisexual. Don’t judge people.
”Some people move in lesbian circles. I move in bisexual dodecahedrons.”- Anonymous quote on the internet.

"The bisexual is a curious creature, open to the possibility of finding a mate in either gender."
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Bisexual Chic

A cultural trend where it is 'cool' to claim to be a bisexual even if you are not just so you can get attention. Much more common in women than in men. It is often done to get a rise out of people.

Please note though that not everyone who claims to be bisexual is saying it for attention; there are real bisexuals out there.
Britney Spears and Madonna kissing on MTV is a good example of Bisexual chic.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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