One two 's definitions

Caspian Cascade

Person who pisses their pants when force is applied.

Jim had a Caspian Cascade after he was kneed in the stomach!

by One Two February 6, 2008

Steaming Marge

The remnants left in the toilet after a person shits, and fails to flush.

Shaina began to gag, after entering the restroom, and discovering a Steaming Marge floating in the toilet.

by One Two February 7, 2008

Kaiser

The lowest level of fuckboys. They are skilled at making girls think they're the one when in reality they don't give a fuck about them. Only hoes fall for Kaisers.

I saw Zach kiss Taylor after he kissed Amy, he's such a skilled Kaiser.

by One two November 8, 2016

Curling

Using a drunk person's own clothing, to clean up the piss that they just left on the floor.

After observing Jim pissing in the corner of the room, Marisa waited for Jim to remove his clothes, and pass out. She then took his clothes and went Curling.

by One Two February 6, 2008

Troglodyte Salad

A build up of miscellaneous dingleberries, typically found around the anus.

After days of improper hygiene, John had Troglodyte Salad stuck in his ass hairs.

by One Two February 6, 2008

Steaming Molly

The remnants left in the toilet after someone shits, flushes, but does not verify that the contents, have, indeed, been evacuated from the bowl.

After entering the restroom, Brian was appalled to discover a Steaming Molly.

by One Two February 7, 2008