Steaming Molly

The remnants left in the toilet after someone shits, flushes, but does not verify that the contents, have, indeed, been evacuated from the bowl.

After entering the restroom, Brian was appalled to discover a Steaming Molly.

by One Two February 07, 2008

Thirsty Gypsy

Person who drinks from a toilet.

After observing Barbara drinking from the toilet, Eric realized that she is a Thirsty Gypsy.

by One Two February 06, 2008

Troglodyte Salad

A build up of miscellaneous dingleberries, typically found around the anus.

After days of improper hygiene, John had Troglodyte Salad stuck in his ass hairs.

by One Two February 06, 2008

Kaiser

The lowest level of fuckboys. They are skilled at making girls think they're the one when in reality they don't give a fuck about them. Only hoes fall for Kaisers.

I saw Zach kiss Taylor after he kissed Amy, he's such a skilled Kaiser.

by One two November 08, 2016

Curling

Using a drunk person's own clothing, to clean up the piss that they just left on the floor.

After observing Jim pissing in the corner of the room, Marisa waited for Jim to remove his clothes, and pass out. She then took his clothes and went Curling.

by One Two February 06, 2008

Dangling Mandy

The end result of a dog ingesting a long hair - a turd swinging from a dogs ass, by a long hair, which is still inside the rectum.

Fido must have ingested a hair, while he was licking the carpet last night, because he had to fight to free a Dangling Mandy this morning.

by One Two February 07, 2008