fuckin nose

your booger holder that sometimes gets hairy sores

I got a sore in my FUCKIN NOSE!
I blew it and a bunch of hair came out and now its just a boogery scab!
FUCKIN NOSE!

by OnE LoVe November 29, 2004

curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.

Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.

by OnE LoVe September 01, 2003

muscular pancake

When a person squeezes another persons cock between their ass cheeks.

Burl Gore gives the best muscular pancakes!! My dick was sore for a week!

by OnE LoVe October 16, 2004

dune coon

another nickname for a dot head or a person from those crappy countries such as Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, and Saudi Arabia.

I went to the Quickie Mart and the dune coon raised all the prices!

by OnE LoVe February 15, 2005

cummy tummy

an upset stomach as a result of a lot of jizz in your crap factory.

I must of blown 50 wads down her throat, so I gave her the day off after she complained of a cummy tummy.

by OnE LoVe August 09, 2003

french handshake

the act of anal sex

In addition to a reach around, Gay Pablo instructed Queer Raoul to give him a French handshake.

by OnE LoVe August 22, 2003

su phu

a dumb ass gook who stole my user name on urbandictionary.com!

Su Phu: "Lets see...I think I will make up some stupid ass definitions about dumb crap AND I will steal someone elses user name!!

The REAL OnE LoVe: "You dumb ass gook!

by OnE LoVe February 14, 2005