One little hellian 's definitions

corny

Idiots who try to make themselves look good in public but really are embarrassing.

If you want to be corny then go ahead and embarrass yourself in public.

by One little hellian January 17, 2017

Revolutionary War

The revolution war was the one war that made Britain lose everything. It all started after the French and Indian War. The colonists had no representatives or anything. So they fight the British and won 8 of 10 major battles that actually counted. France helped the colonists after they won the Battle of Saratoga.

Revolutionary War is still talked to this day about.

by One little hellian October 24, 2017

Easter

It's a holiday in April in which in the United States it is not a national holiday. It is supposed to be about Jesus resurrection, but then some retarded fucker came up with the idea of an Easter bunny. The idea is that he comes and hides baskets in your house through the front door. My theory is actually proven against the Easter Bunny. If he comes to people's house with an alarm how does he not set off the alarm. Evidence. Second, it is said that he comes into people's yard hiding easter eggs. One, that is creepy. Two, how does he not wake the dogs up and then set off the traps that people living in the country has.

Easter is supposed to be celebrated the right way. With the rate we are going if we dont celebrate Easter it could result in the world ending. Let me show you.

Easter of 2050:

Little boy- Daddy I cant wait to find easter eggs.
Dad- I know son and this year Im going to help find them. Church can wait.

Jesus-I HAVE HAD WITH THESE RETARDED TRADITIONS. GUESS WHAT YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL AND IM ENDING THE WORLD. HAVE A NICE LIFE IN HELL BITCHES>

by One little hellian April 20, 2018

pennsylvania

The keystone state

Pennsylvania

by One little hellian April 24, 2017

school bus

The thing that takes you to hell.

O fuck here comes the school bus.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017

mayonaise

Thing that you can play a prank on and gross everybody out.

take a mayonnaise jar and clean it out. Put vanilla pudding in it and take it to school and eat the vanilla pudding in front of everybody. You will see what I mean everyone will think it is mayonaise but really it is just vanilla pudding.

by One little hellian February 10, 2017

santa claus

He is nothing but a fucked up dude. Think about it he climbs into people's houses and gives them presents for being nice ( really all kids are gonna be bad) and gives them coal if they are naughty ( which is fucked really). I mean if you come to your senses there is no way that Santa Claus is still alive. Think about Kris Kringle was born in the middle ages or sometime before that right. So how the fuck is he still alive. Either someone took his place or he is on some drugs that kept him alive all this years. The elves really? No one is elf with pointy ears. The reindeers really? First of all reindeer cannot fly. Second of all reindeer are mammals which means they cannot fly, but they can have babies. Last his retarded laugh, is retarded "HO HO HO" No wonder why no girls like him because every girl there is by calling them hoes.

Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.

Santa claus needs to go to hell, because he makes the holidays fucked up and changing what they mean. I cant wait for New years.

by One little hellian November 18, 2017