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Abbreviation for Old Lying Cunt. Used when an elderly female lies to gain attention for herself.
At Stephen's going away party for college, Grandma Byers offered to pray for him. Everyone thought that would be a nice idea, so she began: "Dear Lord, please help Stephen as he goes to college. Particularly help him with his anger problems, as we all know he starts fights, and hardly ever wins. Don't let him get beat up again. And please keep his racism in check. Don't let him use the word N-I-G-G-A-S referring to white people he doesn't like, and don't let him use the word N-I-G-G-E-R-S, for that always gets him in trouble, like it did when he used it last week..."

Grandma Byers was cut off by an angry Stephen lunging at her. "That old lying cunt doesn't know what she's talking about!!!!! Get that OLC away from me! She's not even my grandma! Who is she, anyway?"
OLC by One dude. May 26, 2009
Dude, did you go to Ohio last year?

Yes.

What was the best part?

I can't remember.
Ohio by One dude. May 26, 2009
Did you see that nasty cow? She was so fangly, and jangly in all the wrong places.
fangly by One dude. May 25, 2009

mr. brown 

Another name for a male homosexual, according to the 1988 version of the Random House Thesaurus of Slang.
Did you see that Mr. Brown? He was totally checking you out.
mr. brown by One dude. May 24, 2009

three-lettered man

Another name for a male homosexual, referring to Fag.
We don't hang out with Jon. We think he's a bit of a three-lettered man.

four-lettered man

N. A variation of three-lettered man, referring to a male homosexual. The four letters refer to Homo.
We don't hang out with John. We've heard he's a bit of a four-lettered man.

eye doctor 

Another name referring to a male homosexual, as if we need anymore.
Jon went to go see his own personal eye doctor.
eye doctor by One dude. May 24, 2009