One Eyed Milkman's definitions

jebus christ

1. a non-religiously offensive exclamation of suprise

2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site

1. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

2. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004

Tango'd

also an early 90s term for slapping someone on the cheeks. derived from the tango advert in which a scary orange man goes up to somebody and does just that.

i am defining the word tango'd on urban dictionary

by one eyed milkman April 15, 2004

dyck

how smacktards spell dick

fuk u u fuken dyck

by one eyed milkman April 17, 2004

screb

a warringtonian term for a scruffy bastard

Jonny never washes his bell end he's a fucking screb!

by one eyed milkman April 19, 2004

throw the pig

v. to put your hoo-hoo dilly in woman's cha cha

WHOA! Would I throw the pig on that!

by one eyed milkman April 20, 2004

bob an otter

to have a cack

scuse me i gotsta go bob an otter

by one eyed milkman April 20, 2004

pmh

web acronym for "pissing myself here" (as opposed to LMAO}

guy 1: <says something funney>
guy 2: pmh!

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004