One Eyed Milkman's definitions

Beaten like a red haired stepchild

To have had a tank of whoopass opened on oneself.

Sean just got beaten like a red haired stepchild by Gaz!!!

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

lavvy

the bog

scuse me i gotsta go to the lavvy to bob an otter

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

doof

N. Short for doofer which is a remote control for an electronic appliance

Who's got the doof for the telly?

by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

peppered

it means dirty or messy

you dirty peppered twat

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

the mutt's nuts

if something is the mutt's nuts then it is high in quality

i am the mutt's nuts

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

bummage

Anal intercourse (going in-through-the-outhole)

<dude1> Bro where you been?
<dude2> I been giving Old Mildred down the road a bit of bummage!

by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

honk on

N. An erection

She gives me a honk on

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004