One Eyed Milkman's definitions

lavvie

variant spelling on the word lavvy

scuse me i gotsta go to the lavvie to bob an otter

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

Beaten like a red haired stepchild

Sorry, my example was grammatically incorrect. This is how it should have been written:

Gaz just beat Sean like a red haired stepchild

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

mun

The stuff that comes out when you push on a pregnant woman's stomach

"You guys are mun!"
"We are not mun! You're mun!"

by One Eyed Milkman May 4, 2004

Beaten like a red haired stepchild

To have had a tank of whoopass opened on oneself.

Sean just got beaten like a red haired stepchild by Gaz!!!

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

gam

Oral Seckz

Yo momma gave me gam last night homes!

by One Eyed Milkman May 12, 2004

Number three

Playing with ones genitals for sexual gratification. In layman's terms, wanking.

I need a number three

by One Eyed Milkman May 4, 2004

Hitlerific

Word used to describe someone or something extremely strict or harsh

Your mom is so hitlerific, it's not as if that pensioner USED his legs that much anyway

by One Eyed Milkman July 10, 2004