One Eyed Milkman's definitions

the mutt's nuts

if something is the mutt's nuts then it is high in quality

i am the mutt's nuts

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

bummage

Anal intercourse (going in-through-the-outhole)

<dude1> Bro where you been?
<dude2> I been giving Old Mildred down the road a bit of bummage!

by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

doof

N. Short for doofer which is a remote control for an electronic appliance

Who's got the doof for the telly?

by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

lavvy

the bog

scuse me i gotsta go to the lavvy to bob an otter

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

Hitlerific

Word used to describe someone or something extremely strict or harsh

Your mom is so hitlerific, it's not as if that pensioner USED his legs that much anyway

by One Eyed Milkman July 10, 2004

gam

Oral Seckz

Yo momma gave me gam last night homes!

by One Eyed Milkman May 12, 2004

a stitch in time saves nine

a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend

Your mother sells whelks in Hull

by One Eyed Milkman June 7, 2004